Finished Folds (361—380)
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4but it sure tastes good. Anyway, only MoralEnd knows the meaning behind his/her name and why his/her writing style is "Thunder Cats HOOOOOOO!" Maybe all the endings have a moral.
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6my life coach if he could give me one last piece of advice for free, otherwise I'd surely perish penniless and problem-ridden. He submitted, and that's when I discovered that I
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6it that I never noticed before. For instance, the pigeon by the fountain flew in every fifteen minutes and repeated its ritual of pecking at the breadcrumbs that the pigtailed girl
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2an enormous building that would put the Tower of Babel to shame. The American slaves were at the mercy of their Chinese masters as they laid brick after brick to make the world's
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2I spewed last night's lasagna all over Justin Bieber. He just happened to be standing in the same Starbucks line for a venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte. I finally meet my dream guy and I
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5it's going to rain... hard... maybe even for 40 days and 40 nights. You decide to get the most useful animals first- cows, horses, chickens, and what have you. You finish the boat
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3so that he would stop losing so much fluid through sweating. He thanked his doctor and followed his instructions to drink seven glasses of water a day. What he didn't plan on was
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1anything inappropriate on purpose!" The officer was a mellow cop and just gave me a warm-hearted chuckle and a verbal warning then sent me off to Great Aunt Myrtle's funeral.
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9surely awaited him. An angel read him his Miranda rights and led to the Throne Room where God was seated in his black robe holding a golden gavel. He anxiously awaited the verdict.
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3Life seemed to fade into the horizon. Nothing mattered anymore. Food lost its taste. Hobbies I once enjoyed ceased to bring me joy. I wrote and rewrote suicide notes until hope
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11impending armageddon. He also had a myriad of leftovers rotting in the workshop and some canned goods. Much to Mattie's dismay, Gill was a conspiracy theorist hoarder which made
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4back was a bundle with food and water rations, a compass, binoculars, a loaded gun, and a treasure map. Whoever was riding the pony was nowhere to be found. The boyscouts didn't
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5the price of death these days, she'd never get to sunbathe in Tahiti. "Ah, just bury me in the backyard!" she declared to Avery in a moment of passionate boldness. "I wanna
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4go get me a real actor or you're FIRED!" Betty Lou came back six hours later with a fresh new face. A tall, dark handsome man with a Friedrich Nietzsche moustache- perfect for the
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3(who only weighed 100 pounds) was recovering from Mountain Dew overdose. She'd actually have to drink 126.39 before she died, so she was hung over from caffeine but ultimately okay
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5Tequila Sunrise with a pink umbrella. He crossed his legs in the lawn chair and waited for Miss Right to walk by. The party suddenly got interesting when a Goldie Hawn look-a-like
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9anyone care about my life? Someone's stupid update about their dog having puppies had 64 likes and 43 comments in two hours. What was I? Chopped liver? Come on, at least one person
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3a team of firemen eager to rescue a beautiful damsel in distress. Like a kitten in a tree she waited patiently for them to cut her lovely locks from the cable and ease her down
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7course of the night, the werewolf devored an eclectic assortment of people including an Asian preist, the pizza delivery boy, and the little girl up the road who was always
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5Birthday, Jim!" growled the tiger with foul breath. All of Jim's chidhood dreams cumulated in this one defining moment. Everyone blew their party horns and began to sing