"A cat is eating the rotting flesh of a pterodactyl in my backyard, and I am wondering why and how this could happen..." That was how my call to the police began.

"You'll never catch me coppers," the 80-year-old Ms. Gordling screamed out the window of her newly acquired (stolen) cherry red Ferrari.

Then kanalu died and his soul was sent to hell where it would rot until the end of time

Lewis, Hathaway and Mothra made their way across the quad to Professor Wilkinson's offices. He offered them tea but Mothra was overly particular and so instead, after a long pause,

Henry, Emma, Liam, Larry, Olivia, Simon, Lola, Isabel, Mary, Will, Hillary, Isaac, Terry. My office, now.

Pregnant women must eat 18 chewy chocolate chip muesli bars during their first trimester. After the quickening only crunchy chocolate chip muesli bars should be eaten because

I didn't forget to remember that I forgot, I still remember that. What I still don't remember is what was forgotten. As of now, I think it has only been forgotten once. Unless I fo

it's something new for us to create.

She took my hand and lead me upstairs into her cellar. I was expecting a kiss, and maybe more. But instead she showed me a pile of rotten carrot ends. "Nate," she said "WHAT

Had I figured it out a year later, I wouldn't have had so much trouble, but as it is, my therapist thinks I'm crazy. I don't understand. I only asked if it could be fixed. Sheesh!

One day a girl wondered out into the woods. She heard screaming and was not sure what to think of it. She was not sure what was going on. She ran to where it came from and found...

The heavens once an object of superstition & fear now a vast region for growing knowledge: thousands of planets are known but what kind of life if any inhabits these other planets?

I CREATE EXTROVERTED CONFOUNDING UNFATHOMABLE BRUTISH EARNESTNESS; GIGGLE.

I built my coffin with planks of debt-ridden credit cards and nailed it shut with packed cigarettes.

"Jump", the old man yelled to his grandson, who was standing on the edge of the pool with a big question mark on his face. He sighed: "Please do not tell me you have the same weak

I have a friend. . .well--at least he thinks he's my friend. . .who is always there, even when I wish he'd be somewhere else. It's hard to miss someone who is always there.

The cop pulled into the corner store parking lot, causing the vast majority of people there to become uneasy. The cop walked into the store and put his hand on his hip, starting to

It makes sense to me. If we have astral plains then aliens have astral plains. There is no guarantee that everyone of their astral plains coincides with any of our astral plains.

I've got a feeling, I'm going to lose that one that I just kicked out of. Right after I had it worked out.

Once upon a time in Hell, the silliest little demon, Stan, accidentally brought his spoon to work instead of his pitchfork. But Stan grew bored with jabbing evil mortals in the bum