This is a test of the emergencey broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency,

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Thousands of years ago, a girl wished all dragons could be housecats. Now, many years later, the magic is fading. You notice it as your little ball of fluff is becoming less soft..

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Previously on Folding Story ...

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This year, the team was challenged to come up with a machine that would perform twelve tasks on

The woman cooed you baby to sleep before she heard the crash. Turning around she saw the broken glass on the floor.

"Never mind me", Denis snorted, as Meryl banged the vacuum cleaner against his legs. If she heard him she didn't show it, but just continued on round the sofa and in front of the

Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

The McGriddle said to the McDonald's employee, "I am evil."

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This is a love story. It has it's tangles, oddities, protuberances; but at the heart of it is an attraction between man and woman. For she loved him, and he her, and she knew

Now when i try to remember how i thought my first day in highschool would be i imagined there where things being thrown everywhere people who looked like they would be parents and

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