Μια φορά και ένα καιρό σε ένα μικρό χωράφι ανάμεσα σε 2 τεράστια δάση φύτρωσε μια μαργαρίτα με κόκκινα πέταλα. Γύρω της είχε αρκετές μαργαρίτες αλλά ήταν όλες άσπρες! Μια μέρα εκεί

The pistol unsheathed itself from his pocket. He never fired it, but waved it around and pointed it when his telekinesis blasted away his enemies. Ballistics would never find a

This is vanilla you sick sonofabitch. Ted was right of course. But I needed "The Max." His middle-class brain could never fathom that, so I switched over to

There was a little liar called Gnaus. As a child, he grew up in the jungle alone. One day, he came across a stranger.

"Great men have little men upon their backs to spite 'em, and little men have lesser men, and so ad infinitum." it was framed and hanging above, Mr. Dursby's great desk. Snidley

The clown's real name was Dan, but everyone called him Danny Buckles after he got a tranq dart stuck in his

Frank stammered out the code phrase: Di..dime is two t..times a nickel! His addled brain screamed that this will never work, but he knew he had to try. For Squeaky, for himself, an

Je t'aime, I thought as I looked in the mirror, noting the bulldozer pulling up behind me.

" God save our souls!", to that I said " I am the son of the devil and I am here to do the devil's work". I shot him in the face twice, it felt like

Once upon a time, I had a roommate named Sol, and he had a behemoth trousersnake. I was no twink, I never wanted to see it, but that was never my choice to make. One night, he

Medeira drew circles in the waters of the fountain, chanting in a whisper the words of the only spell she could ever cast. It was forbidden, yet she did it anyway, knowing

She hadn’t asked for me help since I nearly burned down the house twice in one week. I’ve never really tried baking after the Christmas cookie incidents, and she never invited me

"The end is nigh!" shouted a elderly lady with a compromising sandwich board plastered to her ample bosom. Some people shot her worried looks, wondering if she had escaped from

Slick Willy loading the half-empty clip into his Beretta. He had to do this. Didn't want to, but had to, otherwise the garbage men would keep taking his home from him. He walked to

He had been polite in this "romantic" relationship long enough. The brainless courtesies, the phony listening. The repeating. He had made a special dinner so that he could

I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then

“I need an essence capsule! Throw one here!” the woman shouted to her ally. Quickly fumbling around in her coat pocket, the other woman

"Die, monster!", Richter yelled. "You don't belong in this world!" Dracula didn't move an unnecessary muscle while saying, "It was not by my hands that I am once again given flesh"

Barbara met Chevy at Museum coffeeshop. He was crying into his latte and Barbara asked him what was wrong. He explained the Art exhibit of abstract photomontage moved him to tears

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