A couple of months ago I was obducted by aliens, I'd been anal probed and forced to eat alien food.

The mirror hummed to itself as Kevin D. shaved one nice spring morning. It was only a $20 medicine cabinet with a mirror door from Do-It Depot, but it had a very dark past. Kevin

I scream, as for the thousandth time in the past 3 months I see Jake get killed. This time he gets shot in the head. I wish it would stop. I have seen him die too many ways. I miss

"You really want to get this tattoo today?" Avery asked Gen wearily. He pulled out a cigarette and let dangle between his dry lips, cursing himself for having so many pockets

"What's up, Searching Dog?" He turned his yellow eyes on me. I didn't know how to talk to him any more. We used to have beer and burgers on the back deck, but now

He went to Bhutan

When asked what he thought of War Coven, Ryan gave it an enthusiastic thumbs-up and said, "It's fun! Wanna play now, Mom?"

I am an ugly snaggle-toothed mesianic messenger, stubby wings and hands, and chicken feet. Read my unscrollling locks, as I rise like a phoenix. for my historic tweet.

One day, in the morning, a book was read by me. Suddenly, I was called by my mother and I was distracted by her because she told me that a UFO was fallen from the sky.

"I'm gonna break something tonight, as I grab your fucked up world and slice through it with a chainsaw!" with a Bruce Lee kind of c'mon hand gesture

Oggy managed to reach the door without making too much noise. His heavy, bare feet pushing down the layers of wood. He pressed his ear to the door and held his

"1 o'clock and alls well," the obnoxious cockatiel squawked. Dr. Moodle's bloodshot eyes popped open just long enough to locate the bird and

I walked down the path and saw a stranger. I reached out to grab their hand,and didn't let go. They didn't resist. I let them drag me down the narrow path.

Vin scrambled across the marble floor on sweaty palms. From within the darkness a figure emerges. He was slim, tall, quiet... alive only through the dancing moonlight on his blade.

Futon Kitty thanked Professor X for the visit. Futon Kitty had much to consider regarding the X-Men and the Avengers and the so-called "War Against Relaxation". But when Pernito

I tried to put sea salt on her red alarming lights, she guides me through the night but I don't want to go home. I want to feel alive, and I know she did too; time was running out.

In the morning, i decided to go to my friend's house when, i came out of my house, i was shocked to see a monster made up of ice and is carrying a trampler hammer

Finally, I had won the internet. Years of research, countless sleepless nights hunched over a glowing screen had paid off. It only took

I sat in front of the computer and couldn't think of anything to write. I had a deadline to meet and wasn't sure I was going to make it. I had 12 hours left before I had to

Only really really smart people will be able to make sense of this story. Oh yes, it is a tale involving all of humankind' s greatest conflicts, but with definite resolution. Bob