If you look at it, I mean really look, it's obvious that it was photoshopped. That may be my head, but those aren't my hands and I've never

Fighting the rats has become my obsession. I know my battle is futile, but I press on. I hear them plotting in their rat councils, forming committees, and planning their

"You talk to much and you never shut up".. "You talk to much and you never shut up". People started giving him the eye in the bus. He fished for his phone. Why was his wife calling

"No, you can't", replied Papa Smurf angrily to the question "Is it ok if I

She pulled at the chains but they were held fast. She didn't know how long she had been held captive in this dungeon.

At the age of 19 I got busted for statutory rape. Thing is, I did it, but I was really a pretty innocent kid back then. Up in County I met Little JoJo and Murder Mike who showed me

Daniel ere muy vago, un día su madre lo mandó a la peluquería a cortarse el pelo y el no quiso ir, desde entonces lleva el pelo largo y despeinado...

I thought that the quickie with a flight attendant was a testosterone-imbued cliché of young business executives. As a seasoned frequent-flyer, I scarcely believed the wink she

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James peered down the hill and shut his eyes for a moment. He couldn't remember what she looked like but remembered that she looked pale and ghostly. Was she a ghost or a figment o

Mrs. Bainbridge caressed the books as she removed them from the crate. She had finally obtained a complete set of Chalmer's "History of the Noodle Trade", the 1838 edition with

Woman left, took up with friend, spent all money, wrecked new car; with this complement of blues, Hawkins had another three or four rattling his skull as he poured his last shot of

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My sister woke me up this morning and said that we were going to the mall so I got and went in my closet to pick out an outfit when I saw

There was tree with just one last leaf, fall time was comming to an end and surely you will freeze. In the middle of winter you ran out of food and now you must eat.

The potato was lying on the ground. Then a bird ate it. Then a cat ate the bird. Then a dog ate the cat. Then a cheetah ate the dog. Then a lion ate the cheetah. Then a shark ate

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Today is the mayhem fest i am going to see the best bands alive and as soon as i got thier...

"You said we'd be gone only a few minutes!" I shouted to the TARDIS. He's gone, I'm here and must again face the world. My folds have gone stale, my fans all dead. I fear that