I love transformers! They call me Lockdown. Once you see my face you know its the end.

"Hey, did you hear that Anger is dating Joy? " I'M THE ONE DATING JOY! ANGER'S DATING HAPPINESS! " shouted Wrath. "Who cares?" replied Nonchalance. Meanwhile, wickedness, micheviou

"NO! NO! I don't like it! I want to be the same!" Jeremy struggled against the restraints. "See this syringe, Jeremy? It's full of isotonic saline, and I won't even inject it," sai

He grabbed me by the throat, slamming my head into the brick wall. "Never," he yelled, "underestimate the influence the collapse of the Ottoman Empire had on the origins of WW1!"

Bowling is my favorite sport. I like to swing two 15 pounders to be a dork. When I roll a gutterball I let loose with a caterwaul. Splitting pins on every frame,

She came home. And that was it. The gap wider than ever but physically she was there now, in the house we built together and the life we tore apart. My silence hung in the air

My Summer Vacation by Billy B Age 9. This summer we took a brief hiatus from my summer vacation inside a beach cottage on the beach. Foul weather & diarrhea prevented venturing out

She looked into his black beady eyes and started to whimper. She saw the devil in those eyes. She winced as his hand grabbed her wrist.

Mark's brother Charity the candle-maker was quite the babe-magnet, but not much came of it. Charity was gay but transcendent, and Mark loved women but was a homely slob. Even so,

Riley & Owen clinked Brandy glasses at Tranquility Base Aldrin Lounge enjoying the view of Earth's nightside. "Here's to the new". "Yeah,some fireworks huh?". "Holy cow. Those aren

Off in a wayward arm of an ordinary spiral galaxy a rather drab G class star thought itself chic because it sported an asteroid belt but its planets all had noneccentric orbits

Her eyes were distant as she gazed blankly at the city skyline from her position on the large oak branch.

Love is sometimes like a poison ivy turning around your heart suffocating you. My eyelid's been twiching for a while..just because of you.you damn love. Oh I want you baby..I need

The old age of Singapore was terrible as it was during the war.The Japanese Occupation destroyed Singapore until Japanese surrendered to the British.

Geraldine the gnu was feeling blue. She counted her toes again to check but there were three on each foot. Very un-gnu.

I think I've found a locally offered MFA program that interests me. Perhaps I'll start it this year.

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"Arrr, me brethren, thank you for this congress. The Somalis have slashed our profits, and American drones have made commerce difficult. So could I interest you in some Tupperware

The mountains parted ahead, it was the last line of land before the sea. Atokata loomed above them glittering in the sun as a giant beetle. The arcology that I would soon call home

So Noah saw the dinosaurs coming towards the arc. He had to think fast. There was no way this ship was going to