yes on earth that amazing place just like hevean the place that i know am never reaching so why to bother and do good stuffs while i can be bad bad and have earth here on my side

The following story is rated 'DaE' for 'Dark and Edgy'.

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She was done. After all the years of naysayers and doubt, she had finally accumulated enough abandoned scraps of cloth to sew together a life size replica of the Queen of Spain.

When I first met her I was appalled because she was trying to tie off the ring finger of her left hand so it would fall off. She thought it would protect her from future marriage.

Personally, I thought $800 for a kid's birthday party was a little much, but Kathy said that everybody who was anybody was hiring Bip the Clown these days. $800! I wonder what

It had been hours since the rigor mortis took over, and yet still Trey's consciousness remained locked inside of his lifeless body. "Fuck." he thought to himself silently.

I slid down the zipline which was high above the sea of lava. There were creepers everywhere. There was no way out. I was trapped. I jolted awake. I was trembling with fear from

The only problem with writing Twilight fanfiction, and it's a big one, is that you have to read the Twilight books.

There was a thud in the kitchen, a sound like the muffled wail of a cat, and then silence. Martha reached for her walker & started towards the kitchen, sure that this time Fluffy

I sat there in the darkness with tears in my eyes, nothing made sense here, at least not anymore.

A dark shadow watched Wolverina Puckeridge saunter down an alleyway in her iron heals and patented Stoatbag. Crime had plummeted in Gotham since she opened the Stoat academy

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Always I begin empty and lose nothing constantly until I am full again.

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This Christmas, I asked myself a very important question: "Has anything about me changed? Why do I still hate the world? And where's the turkey?" But this time, it'll be different.

"I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.