Once upon a time there was this girl. This girls name was Hailey. Hailey had blonde hair and blue eyes. She was an average height of 5'7 and quite athletic. Hailey's favorite sport

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Is there anyone out there who can help me write a surrealist poem?

"Well," Sue said, "if you come to my flat I could give you a bowl of my very lovely mulligatawny soup and you could, maybe, eat it." The soup bribe worked and once he was sitting

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From the opposite side of the estuary, they observed the smoking remains of Hartlepool. He heard Sylvia sniff wetly beside him. 'Damned sentiment', he thought to himself, 'too late

I witnessed an amazing sight this morning on my way to school. It was raining and lightning flashed in the sky with a resounding crash of thunder almost immediately afterward.

The FFS Mandible drifted through ultraspace. The replicator was busted, the nearest Costco was 500 parsecs away and the crew was out of beer, pretzels and taco pizzas. Cap'n Storm

So I sat down and watched old Burn Notice reruns. Jack Bauer was no Michael Weston. Michael Weston was like Jack Bauer on steroids. As I munched on a bag of Skittles (taste the rai

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Salvation is about more than life and death. It is about freedom from the corrupt nature and the prisons with which we create a lie of ourselves. Salvation is not having to look

"The future of advertising is within!" announced Senator Wayward Conquest as he strutted during his TED talk. "We can make everyone sleek, healthy, long-lived consumers with our ge

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They always came in threes. I stood in stunned silence as he threw the first shovel of dirt upon the casket not knowing when today would end and tomorrow would begin. Three. A

The day our mother announced she was pregnant again, we all came out of the closet.

Meredith Klein's highest note could crack much more than glass. But despite the prophecies and the prompting from all dimensions, she hated her role and decided she would not sing

Here I was standing on the corner. It was wet and still raining.

Peter Griffin looked at the ramparts. They were strong. With the garrisons full, he should be able to withstand an attack from Westeros's King, Lord Stewie.

"Buongiorno!" the stout, little man yelled and lifted his hand in greeting. "Sa la ragazza da Ingleterra??"