The black masked chef flicked a shuiriken which neatly split the lobster in two. My date shrieked with pleasure. The Ninjahana Restaurant had its share of 'accidents' however and

You're parent's don't love you like I do the imp cooed to the boy through his window Come with me to the woods and well have grand adventures The imp's smile showed his sharp fangs

Fourteen years after she was abducted, trying to decide what was real and what had had been drilled in so far that it had supplanted reality was impossible. They'd started with

I once had an awesome SNOW GLOBE! Then I lost it.

While she stared down at him she was thinking about how cute he was. Then he opened his eyes and said

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Jim walked to the end of the block and turned into the alley. He knew she was following him. He wanted her to. She'd been watching him for days. He went for his gun but she was

Giant yellow letters surrounded in an angry red circle reflected onto his face, distorting his intent with a hateful hue. He'd meant for the look to be humorously scornful, but

It was a big room and the most deadliest 12 men in the world were gavered round the table "gentlemen, today we are here to discuss our revenge on

Snow settled on the pines behind his house. Trent never really paid attention to that shit anymore. It was nice to look at for the first year, but time had hoovered all the novelty

The water bubbled, like outta some kinda sci fi movie, and Martha just stared at it, certain that if she stared long enough, Devin would crawl back out. She could still taste

Once upon a time there was a woman named Holly.

It was like any other monotonous day he was living, walking down the same old road he always had, when it happened. He looked up to the sky, saw a glimmer of light, then darkness.

Ah the cold brisk air. Had to leave the chaotic crowd of family talking over family. I left the front door, walked down the front walk, meandered to the main street. Nothing but

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I sat staring at the TV,I could feel my eyes slowly start to water. But I couldn't stop watching now, this is my daughters first one there is no way i'm gonna miss it.

Everyone said you did it, but you didn't. You should

I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide whether I wanted to pursue a career in poetry or professional wrestling. On the one hand, professional wrestling would allow me to

The less known about her the better. Bradly had made it all the way to his wedding day without a slip, but now that sinking feeling having once fallen in love with a stripper.

Trixie, the misshapen dachshund, was darling even though