I slammed the giant bird down on the table & said "FINE! Then you eat it." With that, I twisted the top off a giant jug of chardonnay & headed into the backyard. This Thanksgiving

"Apparently Zizzi is a French slang word for penis," the camp Hermione Granger look-alike drawled matter-of-factly. The passengers on the Tube train shuffled awkwardly, their

Natures beauty is so powerful. I wept at the sight of the magnificent ancient rocky gorge. The crystal clear rock pools looked so inviting for swimming. It was a lovely warm day

"It's all gonna be okay. It'll be okay! You'll be okay!" Helen screamed while tears ran down her face. She nervously clung on to her brother, who was lying in a pool of blood.

"Eh, look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist, and I really want to finish this article, a friend of mine wrote it, so... " "Don't let me stand in you

It was the Lölthing hour when Eonys and Plucys set together. Hoartig did the Grymbon fathow, and over the Kunicle did he Squabe. All the Bunglüs quiveled in their Hogyns as he came

Happiness is a breakfast burrito. That is all.

I'd just sat down to breakfast when I felt myself shrinking. I'd been leaning over my frosted wheats when it started, so naturally I found myself naked, 1 inch tall and swimming

It was the first day of school and I looked in the mirror and discovered I had the chicken pox.

Soon sinkholes began appearing all over Florida, and within a week, a quarter of state had disappeared to God-knows-where. It was then that scientists made the shocking discovery

Principal: You son is suspended from 2nd grade because he made his Pop Tart look like a gun. Parents: It's just a pastry, you know. Josh: I just kept biting it & biting it but I

Fungus heads will psychonaut the world over on shroom steeds.

Methinks March Madness is cutting down traffic on FoldingStory. But that doesn't mean we can't have our own kind of March Madness right here...right now.

Dear Syria, Thank you for your gift of the beautiful decanter and your cooperation during the gulf war. Not to seem ungrateful I would have really preferred your oil reserves

Bummer. He had the aquarium scheduled for 7 am and here he was, up at 3, on folding story, hoping to buffer his digital superiority over untold strangers on a quest for righteous

She was fat, old and smoking. Perched on her dias, which was her 2nd floor balcony. Every morning, a 30 oz bloody mary stirred with a chopstick was breakfast. She insulted any

Allie carried in the last of her stuff. Phew! First year of college DONE! Made it on the Dean's List too. But should tell her parents what she really learned at college this year?

SWM seeking S?F for adventure and romance. Physical specs not paramount but must be fit and a lover of new experiences. Please message me for additional details or to meet.

Brothers Neil and Lance both grew up dreaming of going to the moon. Lance thought to get to the moon he'd have to get really high. Neil approached the challenge with a

[Fold1]: The judge repeated: "I'm leaning for the death penalty." The attorney was astonished. Was he influenced? A question formed on her lips. [Fold2]: "Why are poo-poos brown?"