Between the drummers and the flames, Viktor Kamchatkin swayed in shaman's garb. His attendants gripped his chains. "In the year of the White Orca" he droned as his eyes rolled up

The thing about cats is that if one starts grooming themselves, the other cats will usually start to do the same thing.

She sat despondently in her empty dance studio snacking on the grapes still in place on her headdress. She needed a Christmas miracle.

BAM! The shelf came down with a thunderous boom and everyone in the house felt it deep within their bones. For the second time this week,

The Merlins and Morgaines and all their holy sisters and brothers of the poor sad Earth flexed their wings and sent their sigils and their blessings forth, to no avail. But still,

It was quiet, now that the crowd had moved on. The sun wilted into the west. I sat slumped, missing her like

Professor Gabriel Emerson stood in the doorway of his study, hands in his pockets, gazing on his wife with no little heat. His tall, athletic form was striking, as were his rugged

The bird speaks. Or does it? I had always questioned my mental health in the coming years but today my psychiatrist told me that everything was fine. I was starting to doubt her...

dog carcass in alley this morning tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of

Oh YES! Go to the Falls!! Grab a cab and spend $50 as he shows you the town. Be sure to visit a nearby winery and taste a perfect crop of Ice Wine!!!

I've been staying up until one a.m, and that's only when I head upstairs, I usually don't fall asleep until much later. There's this anxious feeling. I dunno.

"This is amazing!" I whispered as I stepped through the first door. I emerged into a lush forest, bird songs and animal chatter filled my ears as I continued on. It was beautiful,

Hambone hambone have you heard?

"Your mama!" "My mama what?" "Your mama wears fish stockings!" It was true. There was a tangle of mackerel, sardine & puffer fish caught in them. But my mama was the fishwife

BlastedHeath began to write nearly identical folds day after day. The FS medics sprang into action. They strapped him down on a large table just before he started to froth and conv

I really didn't think anything of it at first. It looked like any other bathroom stall you'd find at any rest stop in America. I didn't even notice the graffiti message scrawled

So I asked her. "How can I help you make your dreams come true?" She held up the Happy costume.

The kombucha queen drank her last kombucha on June 20th. The cases she had bought at Whole Foods were so famous she annoyed the cashiers. "Here she comes!', cashier #1 said.

"I've done it. I've finally done it," I whisper, wiping several beads of sweat from my brow.

Allie carried in the last of her stuff. Phew! First year of college DONE! Made it on the Dean's List too. But should tell her parents what she really learned at college this year?