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45
Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a
Finished
2017-05-25 13:16:58
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5 years, 72 days, 15 hours, 51 minutes, 43 seconds
41
The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. Then the priest himself cleared his throat and said, "actually, I oppose this
Finished
2017-05-25 13:24:46
Took
5 years, 101 days, 21 hours, 16 minutes, 49 seconds
44
"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -
Finished
2017-05-25 15:14:55
Took
5 years, 79 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes, 53 seconds
29
I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish I'd sailed the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship going from this land here to that, in a sailor's suit and cap.
Finished
2017-05-25 15:32:57
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3 years, 204 days, 5 hours, 34 minutes, 28 seconds
51
I stood up. Then I lay down. I put my arms tight against my side...and started rolling. I rolled right out Paddywack's door, down the street, down the hill and finally home.
Finished
2017-05-26 12:05:32
Took
4 years, 108 days, 22 hours, 2 minutes, 30 seconds
19
What do you fear? Heights? Spiders? Loved ones dying? Loneliness? Well, I don't fear any of that anymore. I can't fear it, because it's already happened. When we lived in Colorado,
Finished
2017-05-27 06:19:49
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4 years, 111 days, 15 hours, 58 minutes, 39 seconds
29
My name is Katrina, and I'm destined to be a criminal. I was born and raised by criminals, and am the average screw-up. I'm fourteen and am already running from the law.
Finished
2017-05-27 09:43:42
Took
4 years, 98 days, 22 hours, 18 minutes, 37 seconds
41
A stoat, a parrot and a dog with a vest of fissile plutonium walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The stoat ordered a dry martini, shaken, not stirred; the parrot, a Zombie; and
Finished
2017-05-27 11:32:03
Took
4 years, 100 days, 15 hours, 58 minutes, 25 seconds
46
The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating
Finished
2017-05-27 13:55:52
Took
3 years, 56 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes, 33 seconds
32
The tirade of all the athletes occurred during transgressions of inter-disparity amongst those which applaud. Now in possession of self worth, my dream of
Finished
2017-05-27 16:54:38
Took
3 years, 99 days, 18 hours, 59 minutes, 28 seconds
29
Yup...it's that time of year again. The 30th Annual Lowcountry Oyster Festival is one of the world's largest foodie events. But there are some, uh, "implications" to eating oysters
Finished
2017-05-27 17:01:44
Took
4 years, 124 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes, 47 seconds
44
"Yeah, Suri, she's our baby." No Tom, you're not fit to be a parent. You're a terrible human being. You're a whacked out, insecure shrimp scientologist. And I'll tell you what Tom,
Finished
2017-05-28 00:32:16
Took
5 years, 70 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
29
Once apon a time, there was a purple transvestite chicken named Derik. There were some very unique things about Derik. Not only could she morph into anything she wanted, she could
Finished
2017-05-28 01:36:47
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4 years, 133 days, 12 hours, 43 minutes, 16 seconds
37
Balzar got his name from the brasserie in Paris,at the Latin Quarter,where he was sired in 1886.He did not care for it but it seemed to cause some effect on women,so...
Finished
2017-05-28 11:42:02
Took
2 years, 345 days, 14 hours, 24 minutes, 58 seconds
19
One fine afternoon afternoon I'm playing in a soccer friendly match and a sudden tackle came in and I .......
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2017-05-28 17:19:41
Took
2 years, 334 days, 8 hours, 53 minutes, 33 seconds
33
"Don't worry. When the time is right, you will just feel it you know: deep inside of you, like a glimmer of opportunity. It will start up like a perpetual machine, digging deep
Finished
2017-05-28 17:37:12
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3 years, 3 days, 23 hours, 21 minutes, 7 seconds
25
"Looks like a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time" Donald said to Quincy at the colourful scene where Lord Phillip was crushed by a falling crate of jellybeans
Finished
2017-05-28 19:17:29
Took
2 years, 351 days, 19 hours, 52 minutes, 41 seconds
26
"Is it wrong?" he asked. "Wrong? What does wrong even mean?" the umpire said. The batter knocked the dirt off his cleats, "I don't know, socially wrong." The umpire smiled, "Hentai
Finished
2017-05-29 19:14:34
Took
5 years, 68 days, 2 hours, 24 minutes, 5 seconds
24
He drank whenever he could. He was a silent drunk. Hell, he'd been totally blacked out yesterday at work, no one knew. Once someone confessed that they'd killed their child to him
Finished
2017-05-29 20:37:56
Took
5 years, 79 days, 2 hours, 12 minutes, 15 seconds
25
The new restaurant, simply titled "( )*( )", intrigued us, was the talk of the town. The name wasunpronounceable, the menu eclectic ("Curried walrus in balsamic reduction" was one
Finished
2017-05-29 20:58:11
Took
4 years, 136 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes, 49 seconds
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