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Caramello was a cool kind of koala and all of his friends agreed. He went with the flow. Caramello was considering starting his own hip hop band. He asked his friend
Finished
2018-04-19 22:17:48
Took
5 years, 140 days, 10 hours, 52 minutes, 2 seconds
35
Went through a red light: -10 points. Didn't park in the handicapped zone: +20 points. I looked down at the grand total for my karma budget. Hot Dog! Enough to rob a bank!
Finished
2018-06-12 13:18:15
Took
5 years, 139 days, 14 hours, 59 minutes, 30 seconds
15
A great deal of confusion could certainly have been avoided if the organizers of the inaugural skin cancer prevention awareness gala hadn't titled the conference: ForSkin!
Finished
2020-03-07 22:01:13
Took
5 years, 139 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes, 41 seconds
34
The committee was a conglomeration of nincompoops, busy bodies, and ne'er-do-wells. They were the puppet masters behind the movie ratings board.
Finished
2018-06-15 12:43:56
Took
5 years, 137 days, 9 hours, 51 minutes, 30 seconds
21
The First United Church of Bowlers opened at Rev. Chucks Luck Strike on Pilgram Lane. After the opening frame, Rev. Chuck accended to the pulpet just above the
Finished
2019-03-26 16:51:45
Took
5 years, 137 days, 9 hours, 13 minutes, 6 seconds
24
The latest scientific research shows that the voice box in men & red deer has lowered in order to bellow more effectively. "Hmm, figures," thought Mabeline as a noise like a thousa
Finished
2019-02-19 14:19:27
Took
5 years, 137 days, 3 hours, 52 minutes, 59 seconds
54
I pulled the lever, and a thousand pounds of kitten, ferret and guinea pig flew toward the enemy at hypersonic speeds. A second later a familiar crackle and hiss told me that the
Finished
2019-04-24 00:50:14
Took
5 years, 136 days, 5 hours, 17 minutes, 13 seconds
39
It all happened so fast! I remember waking up from the couch in my darkened living room, the light in the hallway on. Standing in the doorway was the massive silhouette of
Finished
2019-01-06 01:27:30
Took
5 years, 136 days, 1 hour, 24 minutes, 33 seconds
13
That night, I had a psychedelic, drug-induced dream. A cold sweat broke out across my skin as the nightmarish, shadow puppet-like images played against the canvas of my mind.
Finished
2023-05-01 16:32:03
Took
5 years, 135 days, 22 hours, 16 minutes, 36 seconds
72
Amber, after some thought, updated her a Facebook status --OMG why do hot guys go for ugly girls? :( :( :( --
Finished
2019-03-19 02:30:32
Took
5 years, 135 days, 14 hours, 26 minutes, 39 seconds
46
It was an invitation to the Theminar. This was where the "them" of the worlds met. This shadowy but colossal society gathered once a year to hold court on the
Finished
2017-08-18 20:14:28
Took
5 years, 135 days, 6 hours, 15 minutes, 40 seconds
22
"and so I axed her what she did wid it and she say she donno," Placenta said.The detective held up his hand. "You say you axed her?" "Yeah, I axed her." And that is how Placenta
Finished
2018-04-23 13:04:55
Took
5 years, 132 days, 19 hours, 10 minutes, 6 seconds
57
I am a variant man. I am a variegated man. I'm a vagrant man. I'm a homely man. I'm a cocooning man. I'm a distracted man. I'm a distributed man. I'm a
Finished
2021-06-12 22:41:10
Took
5 years, 132 days, 27 minutes, 44 seconds
73
It round midnight & I was sitting at the piano diminishing some sevenths and walking the bass line. Autumn leaves were falling out of the window. So what? I thought to myself, it's
Finished
2019-03-28 19:41:56
Took
5 years, 131 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, 45 seconds
27
And now the story of how I got that scar. Lenny "The Knife" and I were out tipping a few whiskeys one night. Lenny was talking to this girl with an intricate facial tattoo of a key
Finished
2019-10-28 09:29:22
Took
5 years, 130 days, 20 hours, 3 minutes, 21 seconds
35
Zynxk, Fltscnp & Plqmsy teased Bob relentlessly about having only 2 eyes and five digits per limb. "Hey two eyes how many tentacles do you see?" Zynxk slimed him before he answered
Finished
2018-04-30 12:50:08
Took
5 years, 130 days, 17 hours, 50 minutes, 5 seconds
32
I just laughed. The story was completely ridiculous. "You expect me to believe that?" I asked. But Rodrigo was insistent. "I saw it--a lawyer committing a random act of kindness."
Finished
2019-02-19 09:50:04
Took
5 years, 130 days, 16 hours, 8 minutes, 3 seconds
37
The elephant, the giraffe and the ant where drinking at the tavern. Again. The elephant bought a round for his friends because, well, it was payday and why the hell not?
Finished
2019-01-01 03:43:52
Took
5 years, 130 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
28
Cold chicken. After the suit, the airlock, the drift across space, the frying of their airlock control & them getting spaced. After all that, all I got is a plate of cold chicken.
Finished
2023-01-05 08:09:53
Took
5 years, 128 days, 14 hours, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
37
Taking off his thick librarian glasses, loosening the top few buttons of his shirt, and spinning in a circle a la Lynda Carter, John was amazed to find that he was indeed able to
Finished
2018-03-04 11:22:48
Took
5 years, 127 days, 22 hours, 40 minutes, 29 seconds
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