There once was a boy from Madras. He always came last in class.

He went down to the 7-11 and decided that he was going to stand right outside the front door and sell the stolen cigarettes 1$ cheaper than

I beat my mate at darts and stinky farts last night. He wasn't too pleased. He'd held both records for 2 years running. Tonight it's the burping contest and I'm eating lots of

Sixteen years ago I spoke before a jury of my peers and confessed to them the nature of my dreadful crime. Some laughed, others reeled in disgust, while other still fainted. But

Jezikara of Mars was happy to supply her customers with poly-dichloric-euthynol (or "youf-n-all" as the AtaviChavs of Tharsis Ridge liked to call it). If it was illegal on Earth,

In a lonely cave, one man lives by himself with his butler. He has only one friend. He decided to go fight some bad people. Espcially his arch nemesis, Joker. They fought until

Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to help on the fambly soy been farm. His grammer weren’t so good and his speling too, but he had onyl three days to writ his will befor

And then Joe Black said, "The truth? The truth is that you've been fucking Death. I'm an eternal supernatural being in a dead man's body and you divirginzed me." Vomit came up her

But he couldn't tolerate this crap acting anymore. He was a God. They were, well twits. He walked over to the craft services table and decided to eat his feelings. He hated

Listening to the satellite radio station play the old "Johnny Dollar" whodunnit radio program from the 50s, Jared knew that he would be extra-sensitive to any sudden

I laid on solid black porcelain floor. I knew i was dead. The question is where am i now? I stand and look around. I see a mirror and go towards it. I look into its depths and see

Phazon from the Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility savored the echoes of his chuckles. "Murder in the Martian Catacombs ... " He nearly shrieked again. Upon the obsidian tiles lay

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"I bet I can shed faster than you," said the snake. "Not so!" said the blue crab. As they speed-molted, Aesop rolled his eyes. Animals would try anything to star in his next Fable.

(Прима ћирилицу) Кратке приче - 10 линија, 160 карактера! Шта после тих карактера? Ваљда се надовезују други. Па, то је једва три линије, али добро. Ако је игра са наставком, ок.

Diamond had been America's match company since 1881. He knew because he saw the logo each time he lit something on fire. He preferred stick matches because they were more organic.

This here's a pretty common tale. Probably not as sexy as some of the other stories you've been reading. But there's a twist or two I think you'll like. It all started when I cru

But Kermit was sick of Ms. Piggy's crap. He started spending more time at the office, sometimes sleeping there. He wasn't having an affair (yet) he just didn't want to face the por

I stood on top with my arms outstretched. The summer wind blew through my sun-streaked hair as I closed my eyes & took a deep breath. Believing, I jumped...right off the edge of

It was the Japanese who discovered the benefits of deep-tissue kitty massage. A Russian Blue would walk up and down your back with claws extending and contracting. For migraines,