It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Roger promised his mom that he'd stop swearing. But he still had the need to. So he started substituting "nice" words for the cuss words he loved so dearly. For example, when

I used to see people on the streets fingering their belly button. I tried it, but i got my finger stuck.

The Waterboys agreed to meet The Bookhouse Boys at the Roadhouse. "Harry, I'm feeling edgy and somewhat deckled. You?" The traffic light changed. "I'm not sure, Coop. This

Statt ihm einen Korb zu geben, gab sie ihm zwei Körbchen, Grösse D. Er konnte sein Glück kaum fassen.

The moral of this story is that sometimes taking a different path to a known destination can change the way we travel forevermore. Our tale begins with two friends in a coffeeshop

A season of listening fell upon the Earth.

So my theory, is that the builders of stonehenge where the original trolls. They built it so we'd say "W.t.f. why did they build it?"

"Don't sit under the ninja tree, with anyone else but me," sang Veronica to herself under the big old oak on Hilliard's farm. The boys around here are so predictable, she thought,

Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh...Kookaburra gay your life must be.

“BOOM!”,a grenuke was blasted off in the middle of the third war games.The Wreckers were leading the match as they were the top 4 teams in the war games. The Shane gang were the..

"Your famiy is DYSFUNCTIONAL!" It was my American sister in law on the phone again. I felt sorry for her. There is a subtle difference in being dysfunctional and being English. She

Jumpin' Jehosaphat clanked down the hall at midnight. J.J. was a cat with a cast in a house that was all halls. He loved this mischievousness, frightening the kids into thinking

The princess didn't realize that she had died at least five times already. She simply watched as her champion battled the time traveling monster.

"There's fold in them thar hills!" The whiskery stranger pointed west and scuttled away.

This is Commander Hadfield to ground control. I've left forever more. And I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the music stars look very different today.

The rabbit whispered sweet secrets. "You know what you need to do, Fluttershy. Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!" Then it chuckled diabolically, twitching its whiskers.

Every time there was a party at his neighbour's he had the same old problem...

"Make it so Number one." Captain Charile Brown held up his two fingers and said, "Engage." Captain Brown's number one was Lucie. Woodstock put the Enterprise into

He thrashed against the restraints. "This is it: it is happening now!!" he uttered despite the antilogosticals in his courtesy saline drip. "This is the story to end all fiction!!"