The objects stopped. They loyal citizens placed their faith in them by

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Tim lived in a rundown cinder-block walk-up known to most of the adults in Huntsville as "that goddamn eyesore on Maple Street" and to all of the children as "the murder tower."

Learn KIRK-KHAN-DO! My patented fighting style. Guaranteed to incapacitate any alien. The two handed chop! The flying body throw! The neck chop! Thes techniques were tested

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Last thing I remember was that I was just sitting there at a red light, minding my own beeswax. In retrospect, I guess I should have noticed something was wrong when Skittles

So he looked across the room like he had somewhere to go. He had to commit to a destination. An important destination. It was the only way to avoid talking to his friend.

As I lay there in my bed, there was only one word, one name, that was always there, lingering: Raylene. Raylene, my partner, my ally, my friend. One of my last surviving friends.

Waiting for the rumbling sound of his fathers truck as if it had a stomach on empty, he sat impatiently on the steps. Up and down went his little bottom, then there was a ring.

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BANG!!! It all went to shit, they lost the batch of blue stuff.

The time has come to say goodbye. He waved his hand and sent a kiss, I replied with an erect middle finger. The train moved and slowly accelerated, he was stuck in the rails

If you are going to criticize someone - feel free to criticize the weaknesses of their convictions or the content of their character with abandon, but when you focus your attack on

The man in the bright green 80s strapless tube dress and torn fishnets winked a heavily made-up eye at me, then, twirling around the lamppost, stuck his ample behind sheathed in

Hero, my little Ugandan friend, was the Grand Marshall for a New Year's Day Parade.

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