Lindsey erupted into a laughter frenzy after witnessing her friend, Molly, crash and burn on the go-ped while attempting to impress with "stealth" and swift moves. What a wipe out

"Cabbages for Babbages, eh?" Charles was delighted and patted his stricken friend on the shoulder. Tesla muttered, "Sanskrit, gematria? This cannot be!" His eyes emitted excess qi

Every love story has an end...But this is only the beginning. As I write this I can only hope that

Dr. Floyd thanked the flight attendant for retrieving his pen. "I can't tell you how much I appreciate that. I got this at the Grot Shop next to the orbital Hilton. It's one of a

"Gather round, children, and hear the tale of the creature that roams these hills, half-man, half-ape, half-Psittaciform, known by many names, but by most as Sasqwawkers, the Demon

The Amazing Spiderclam soared through the night on a gossamer thread extruded from its shell, it's rudimentary yet heightened senses on the look out for its nemesis,

It would be the Woodstock of Foldspace. Urs Tikumu had invited all the hot bands, The Endosomatics, Elements of Disharmony,M.T. Coffin & the Goosebumps, Rex Stardust & the manikins

Things I did today instead of doing things on my List of Things To Do Today: 1) Folded stories. 2) Took an extra long lunch. 3) Deleted 492 old emails. 4) Stared at the wall.

'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w

Jack traded his last guitar for five magic beans. Evening came early in the canyons of the city. The dangers were numerous, but the legumes were luminous. Jack planted one of them

I was re-examining my RB situation (again) for the fantasy football playoffs just as the boss walked in. I Ctrl-Tab'ed to an accounting spreadsheet but he said "Hey Bob, you workin

"I'm doing it for the kids!" then she barfed all over my Fendi sunglasses. She looked up and saw pretty Malibu mountains.

Just as the clocks announced its toll, it was as if I had announced my partaking in combat. The surrounding teens, clad in protective armor, darted at me with a sharpened javelin..

I did 2 push ups, she wasn't impressed. So i beat her in a video game. She still wasn't impressed. So then I got online and ordered her roses, but she yawned. So I gave her an

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

As I drove across the border in my truck I secretly was snuggling soft animal toys. If I was caught with my teddy bear, stuffed pony and soft squeaky rabbit toys

Because of my shoes. I'm wearing today. One is called love. The other is pain.

David Bowie has always been thin. But when he was younger he was even thinner. Extraordinary to say.

Ilyen volt 2012! London - sok arany - no smoking - drágább sör - Maotolcsy - Matelcsy a csoda - egyre orbán-közgép - sittpál nelwédö tolvaj - egy hoho horgász az új elnök ...

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