"Bibi sishi bosh!" "No! Umu sagar son!" These two Neanderthals disagreed about everything. Bod hit Bub over the head with a roughly-hewn flint. "Ug munu far Lunt ha!"

Do animal have languages?

Dracula took the night shift at the furniture store. He needed a little money so that he could get HBO.

Fold 1.

List of true but useless facts: Did you know, that Graham Bell wanted people to say "Ahoy-hoy" on the telephone, instead of "Hello"? Did you know, that spiders have 48 knees?

Lobsterman and Godzilla went, for the first time, to the nearest Whole Foods in search of good, healthy food. In the produce department, they looked around like tourists. They were

I propose that we pool our risk and enter a contract of utmost good faith underwritten with my heart.

I've been stranded on this island for the past 20 years, but at least I have internet. In spite of that, nobody can rescue me because the island is in the middle of

Amber, after some thought, updated her a Facebook status --OMG why do hot guys go for ugly girls? :( :( :( --

You have freed the Horses Of Yon, beaten the Middle-Epoch Ogre and Destroyed the Robed Witch, you have earned the prize, here are the Golden Big Boy Pants.

He was the prima dona on the assembly line. His screw tightening was the best. Where was his favorite wrench? It needed the right amount a grease. The other workers had enough.

Sad but truth.Nail polish all over her wedding dress.Her motter told her not to leave it hanging there uncovered!Why did she have to retouch her nail so close tothe fucking dress?U

Standard Recipe: Set oven to Planck temperature. Insert quantum fluctuation. Rapidly inflate to homogenous quark-gluon plasma. Destroy antimatter. Form protons & neutrons

Yesterday, the Weights and Measures Board has discovered that a soul's mass dropped significantly since a decade ago. Are we less burdened? Where did it go?

Today, the day I thought would be the best day of my life, would turn out to be humanity's worst day in history.

Harold was quite the entrepreneur. His 100% natural & organic Harold Prodder's Every Flavor Beanies were the hit of the neighborhood. Sold in packs of 2 for $3. Ingredients

There was something about him I just couldn't put my finger on. He looked vaguely familiar, sitting there on the curb, hit feet tucked under & hat pulled low. Slowly I approached

Everything began with good intentions, but it ended with a never ending nightmare.

FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A FOLD IN THIS STORY!!!

I knew South-London would never feel the same without my dearest friend, Jane, to cart me around all the shops I found boring. Everything was better with her around. In the summer,