Jumpin' Jehosaphat clanked down the hall at midnight. J.J. was a cat with a cast in a house that was all halls. He loved this mischievousness, frightening the kids into thinking

"Your famiy is DYSFUNCTIONAL!" It was my American sister in law on the phone again. I felt sorry for her. There is a subtle difference in being dysfunctional and being English. She

“BOOM!”,a grenuke was blasted off in the middle of the third war games.The Wreckers were leading the match as they were the top 4 teams in the war games. The Shane gang were the..

Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh...Kookaburra gay your life must be.

"Don't sit under the ninja tree, with anyone else but me," sang Veronica to herself under the big old oak on Hilliard's farm. The boys around here are so predictable, she thought,

So my theory, is that the builders of stonehenge where the original trolls. They built it so we'd say "W.t.f. why did they build it?"

A season of listening fell upon the Earth.

The moral of this story is that sometimes taking a different path to a known destination can change the way we travel forevermore. Our tale begins with two friends in a coffeeshop

Statt ihm einen Korb zu geben, gab sie ihm zwei Körbchen, Grösse D. Er konnte sein Glück kaum fassen.

The Waterboys agreed to meet The Bookhouse Boys at the Roadhouse. "Harry, I'm feeling edgy and somewhat deckled. You?" The traffic light changed. "I'm not sure, Coop. This

I used to see people on the streets fingering their belly button. I tried it, but i got my finger stuck.

Roger promised his mom that he'd stop swearing. But he still had the need to. So he started substituting "nice" words for the cuss words he loved so dearly. For example, when

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

The day started like any other. My alarm buzzed. After letting out a groan I climbed out of bed. I got dressed, ate breakfast, and got ready for work. That's when I noticed it.

Pinnochio had been cleared of perjury. Not really cleared, but at least had the charges dismissed, for now. That turncoat grasshopper was going to pay. "Always let your consc

Principal: You son is suspended from 2nd grade because he made his Pop Tart look like a gun. Parents: It's just a pastry, you know. Josh: I just kept biting it & biting it but I

I'm testing the site for a workshop for teachers in May.

The rain fell, noiseless. I hadn't even noticed that it was raining until he put an umbrella over my head. I knew he wouldn’t ask what was wrong and I wasn't planning on offering

Every time he arrived for work he looked tired, weary, almost sick. He seemed not to spend a good run at home. Probably, he

Should sex be used as a reward (do this and I'll do that)? A threat (do this or I'll do that)? An identity (be a man)? A fill-in-the-blank bubble (M, F, Other)? Should marital sex