I think I've found a locally offered MFA program that interests me. Perhaps I'll start it this year.

A young married woman was burdened with the problems of married life and approached her mother. Her mother took 3 pots of boiling water. In one she inserted a carrot, in another

I challenge myself to use just seven words. Words? seven, I challenge just. Use to just challenge myself.

Riley & Owen clinked Brandy glasses at Tranquility Base Aldrin Lounge enjoying the view of Earth's nightside. "Here's to the new". "Yeah,some fireworks huh?". "Holy cow. Those aren

No question. Transplants were needed. But usually donors remain anonymous.The testaments both stated they'd only accept each others tissues so Brad & Angie truly became Brangie

I woke up quick, at about Noon. It was Sunday. Also, my legs were missing. Breakfast consisted of eggs on toast, with a side of sharp despair. I missed my legs. Where could they

The Minotaur flossed a victim's entrails from his teeth and put on a tie. "I got my wallet, my keys... Hey, my keys are gone!" He'd dropped them in the maze, again. His date waited

Once upon a time, there was a big bear.

For some die-hards, the true heartland of thrash metal is not the Bay Area, but Germany, home of Toutonic Terrors, Kreator, Sodom, and Destruction.

One sunny day, a girl wearing flower printed garden skirt was running to the darkest forest in Seattle. She seemed around 40 but has a incredibly shiny skin and hair.

So IF by the time this story ends, MoralEnd has over 10,000 points, everyone on FoldingStory is going to Hawaii to celebrate this great milestone in FS history. If he doesn't,

Gwendolen was going to end world poverty that morning, but instead frittered the time away on ebay bidding for oddly shaped vegetables. The postman knocked delivering a parcel

Detlef was a typical German beer purist, always spouting off about the 'Reinheitsgebot' but I was going to convert him with my batch of Holy Burning Goat Scrotum Ale.

Her estrous bell rang out for all to hear. She stuck a thermometer in “there” and wore a Lebron jersey. But no males got the hint. “Perhaps I'll use a gong," she thought aloud near

Sugra closed the qxwrau called "Mathematics of Carbonic Development" and protested: "But Exudar, they are so full of vitality, madness, violence and stories! Why won't you let me

Pedro was playing in the dust when he found a little pot. "Buenos días, Pedro. Place a peso in me & I will answer any question you put to me." "¡Alas, I have not a single centavo!"

"All right, son. Where'd you hide the body?" Sheriff Braxton demanded, his face screwed up into what he thought was a mask of fatherly concern but was more like Pennywise from "It"

By the time you have read this

Once upon a time....

I'm a dolphin trainer at Sea World. It sucks. I hate dolphins, and orcas too. Stupid animals. They're always trying to kill you or hump you. That's what the crowd doesn't see.