Sighing, she looked into the dusty mirror and took off her earrings, eyelashes, and nose.

Barney Ross is approached by CIA man Church, who wants him and his guns for hire to go to the former Soviet Union to retrieve something that was on a plane that crashed.

Once pupon a time a stoopid ass called simon barbaaaaaaaaaah told me to go on this website, he forced me to, he held my up by my throat with a knife, now im here, save me plz

The plague was spreading and now the New York city has fallen to the zombies and the zombie assault force were disbanded thanks to the swarms of zombies an Alex is a soldier that

When the explorers of the sexy naked body discovered the windy back passage it was only a matter of time before a gust of wind would cause the navigation to be blown off course

In the golden years before the leash laws, Pagliacci, Schatzi and Pepe were out out their evening cat patrol, when the big black poodle picked up the scent of a bitch

Winston Kramer, genius baby, wiggled in his high chair at the mic. If he could spell "prosciiutto" he would win the spelling bee. His mother was nervous. Winston had a diaper rash

To be one with the Tao is to be in balance with the dual polarities of your nature. One must be in flow with the universe. Which is why I have trouble with stop lights.

Five dollars and a baloney sandwich. That's all I need to

この世界のアニメは本物です。一人の男は、すべての確率に対して略です。この夏。それは戦うための時間です。

Oooooh! Its a long, long way to tip a cow! Its a long way, today! Its a long, long way to tip a cow! Let's do this anyway! (I say.) Now everybody. Chorus! ITS A LONG, LONG WAY TO

En un lugar del sol, de cuyo nombre me acuerdo, bella región...

It was the final round of the gurning competition. Peter and Hans stared at each other expressionessly from across the room. The crowd was tense and anxious as Peter went first.

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I chuckled. Those furry artists, they'll never get me. Not with their godlessness or even godliness. I chuckled at the thought, the time had begun. They shall be eliminated here.

I heard her screams down the telephone line. Chainsaw justice, that's how they did it here. For what? All that barbarity for what?

I think- I think if I ever make it out of this hot godforsaken desert, I will go back to being a dentist.

The flat screen tv was the only thing they had in common anymore and the shared feeling was that they hated it. They'd only stayed married because they were just too

Thousands of years ago, a girl wished all dragons could be housecats. Now, many years later, the magic is fading. You notice it as your little ball of fluff is becoming less soft..

Welcome to Pimp my Meal! with our cheapskate Chef Fats Waller. "Greetings greetings fellow gormandizers. Are you ready to grub-a-dub-dub? Today I pimp up this 2$ mac & cheese meal