My living room looks like the bottom of a pool.The walls are swimming pool blue & a ripple glass skylight covers the ceiling. At the deep end lies an inflated young Dustin Hoffman

She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh cigarettes. She made out with fifteen different mouths. But there was a deadline. She drew a cat, with a pink bow and no mouth and called

True story: I was stopped at a light, really going for the gold. I had this crusty booger entrenched deep in the nasal fortress and when I plunged extra deep I scooped out

He took a tin-opener, cut open the tin and pushed up the lid - only to be confronted with another tin within. "It's tinned tinned sweetcorn," crowed the shop keeper in triumph, "do

It was a hot summer day at Camp and we were getting ready to hike, sandwiches were made, water bottles filled and counselors backpacks packed. They were ready to head out when all

I was taking a nice stroll in the forest when I came upon a building that I had not seen before. I go inside and there was a long creepy hallway that seemed to never end. I saw a

Frank drove a silver car.A BMW the company lent him.The day he had to return it was one hell of a day...sad memories.All because

Halls filled with kids of all kinds Diversities and Personalities and attitudes, it all interesting as I sit back and watch these people they swear their loyal but their not. Y LIE

“Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!” The teach heard the insult, the young girl was a creative insulter. The boy in the vest did play with Nerf items so

The scientist locked the Gamma Ray's target on the fish. This was the last phase of his research. He pulled the trigger just as his Cat jumped on the fish. The Gamma Ray fused

Back before the public service messages, Scruff McGruff was tougher than Elliot Ness. Over a bottle of scotch he related to me the case that lead him to retire. Chicago, 1978, he

The Sub sandwich had a stance that justified it's existence in the Sandwich Hall of Fame, which of course was located in Philadelphia. No genuine dispute

Well my knitted afghan condom didn't work because

On a rest stop off Hwy 395 on the way to the eastern Sierras I met the Woods poet. He was wearing an oversized green parka & taped up boots. He said, "Yo, I rap to woodland fauna

I was paralyzed. All I could do was watch the ghostly white Count open his maw to drink the blood from my neck but when I saw his teeth, instead of two sharp fangs, two cashews

It was a wondrous day. The sun was shining, the birds were cawing , there was a gull picking at crab legs washed up on the shore.

“Yum!” exclaimed Al. “There’s nothing like a fudgsicle!” Ed lost his composure and laughed. “Al, that’s not a fudgsicle you’re licking!” Al looked at Ed incredulously. “No, that’s

" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.

He inherited the cryogenic deep freeze business from his dad in the late teens. It was a pretty easy until the great drought of 2017. With rolling brown outs, the dead were

Amy, being a junior cartographer, mapped out the house in crayon. She'd never been in her parents' room, but she'd heard impassioned screaming. "Here be dragons!" she scribbled