As I plan to end my own life, I learn many things. How swallowing razorblades won't hurt as much as you think, how overdosing does little damage, and how to tie a noose.

The scientists who brought us Magic Candles had also experimented with self-regenerating Magic Icing. "Never come up short on shortening," they claimed. But disaster struck when

I hate it when I fold a fold, only to discover that I contributed to a story on a steep downward spiral. It's a waste of my time & talent & if it happens again, I'm gonna

Ustali smo tako rano da ni ogledala još nisu radila. Istuširali smo se i oživeli. Nije bilo tolikooo strašno hladno. Miris vazduha je bio dobar. Bili smo sami na Velikom kanalu.

I Don't Know do you know who I am? please help me. He want to but he didn't know who man was. I'm sorry he said I don't, the man well do you at least know where I am? Will your...

I wish my grandmother was here. She'd know what to do. Tomato Soup, Ritz Crackers, Grilled Cheese on White Bread, and a cold cloth for my forehead. The teapot whistled in the

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We last left Alfred Hitchcock & Orson Welles running naked through the wilderness, covering themselves, buttcheeks flapping in the wind. "Worst camping trip ever," Orson complained

The woman walked down the aisle holding her daughter's hand. The woman said wearily "We are not buying food for imaginary people".

What a day it was turning out to be? No one had ever thought to tell him that they were going out. Strange he thought to himself, why bother at all to b e left all alone. Goodness.

The annual Guess How Many "Life is Good" Stickers Are On The Scion competition was in full swing. I counted 26, but Gina swore she saw a campfire one that I missed. 1st Prize

"We're toast," said the general. "How am I going to find a sign language negotiator for a deaf hostage-taker at this hour?" He raised fingers in peace, unaware that the translation

Like the legend of the Phoenix, our ends were beginnings.

I took a crazy chance, but next time I'll be true.

My head was pounding; it felt like two elephants playing ping-pong on my forehead. I had the television tuned to CNN, but nobody mentioned anything about the bank heist.

I switched on the electric current. Every follicle rose to attention. I could now move my hair by thought alone.

Plum thought she could become a more famous chef by creating a sauce in her name. Sure, she was drunk on tequila, but Plum had some good ideas while drinking, like mixing

Last he heard, she had become addicted to hand sanitizer and had had to be heavily sedated every time she heard "Rockin' Robin" come over the speakers on the elevator. It wasn't

Brunhilda put down her fork. "Why are you wearing a stupid hat?" she asked her husband Jerry. "It helps me think." Her marriage vows hadn't mentioned how to deal with stupid hats

The realization almost cracked Dan Brown's head. There it was staring him in the face. The ultimate Catholic Conspiracy. "Popeyes" was really, "Pope Yes." Holy smokes!