Their potato proved that there was no such thing as alien life on other planets. The philosopher and the President explained all the complicated details as to why, beginning at

Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't scream, Momma's gonna haunt you in your dreams.

The wind wipped up & mini marhshmellow sized hail pelted them cruely. Then the hail grew to golf ball size & they ran for shelter & for their lives. Vlad was knocked unconcious by

The wolf got the bad end of the stick stabbed into its chest, but the bad end was dull, so it only really prodded the wolf, irritating it.

Hacía mucho tiempo que estaba así. Todos nos acostumbramos a la situación, por lo tanto no nos resultó nada extraño que haya sucedido de esa manera.

It had been a dark and rainy night. Thunder clapped across the inky sky. Heath walked along the cobbled path, thinking to himself:

The man strolled down the street, the strangers staring at him. Though as appalling as this man was, he was important to the social structure of the city, you see

Things I have learnt while writing folds. 1. I use 'so' a lot and when I run out of characters I delete every 'so' & it makes no difference. So I don't need to use 'so' so much.

His name was Phillip D'Abott,and he had already heard all possible jokes on it:

Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio in the truck stop restroom long enough to discover that

Living on the storey beneath the elephants wasn't easy.

God this smelly Santa disgusting! The mothball odor from the fake suit, Gin fumes escaping from under the kinky cotton beard and the quick rise off his suit from a huge fart

The machine falls on them, because they aggressively shake it to get their snack to fall.

As Gordon sat there I could smell his unpleasant nerves. His resume was more than adequate but I didn't know if he had that "it" factor we needed. I said "Mr. Durasno, please

This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty dogs, their adventures from the Sahara desert to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, their eventual marriage and bizarre deaths in Cairo.

A day in the life of Daisy Mae... Stretch... Yawn... Sniff... "Ahhh, waking up to yet another beautiful day."

She sat with her back against the blood soaked walls and stared at the shadow in front of her. She wasn't afraid, she made him do this. After all what is a mutant monkey without

Lindsey erupted into a laughter frenzy after witnessing her friend, Molly, crash and burn on the go-ped while attempting to impress with "stealth" and swift moves. What a wipe out

The volcano erupted bleeding black ash across the tropical island and there in the cloud was a figure, flying it was Israel 'IZ' Kamakawiwo'ole with a cape and a ukulele

Nobody bought the 50 lbs. bag of groats at the whole foods market. It had been placed way in the back behind the flax seed crumpets. There, it sprouted tendrils and became sentient