A bad cut didn't exactly frustrate Guy Henry. Incompetence just kindled laughter. Many nights of postproduction quickened Ray Sims torturous undoing. Velma wasted x-rated Yak Zebra

"Oi! No! Get off! Stop it!" But it was too late. Luis Suarez had bitten the postman again.

Era ya tarde cuando el clarinete comenzó a cabalgar la longitud de la onda. Fue abierta arbitrariamente en una frecuencia en la que como cualquier nolow sabe no debería estar.

From the time that I was twelve and fell in love with a girl named Wendy, beautiful daughter of my mother’s friend from law school, I wanted to get married and have a family.

He stood 6 feet 8 inches and was chiseled muscle from calves to traps. Intelligent, worldly, a terror with the ladies. Also, his name was Frances. This meant that

What is the point of being a cannibal if all the restaurants are vegan?

Humphrey was a man of action, and as a man of action the first thing he did every morning was hunt and eat 3 feral wolves and drink a bucket of magma. After this his routine was to

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Terry looked at me. I looked at him. Terry looked back at me. I looked back at him. We shared this moment together, this scheming look that only two best friends would understand.

Awakened after æons, Zalgo, emerging from the unfathomable depths of the most inaccessible icebergs of the southernmost regions of mars, glanced pensively towards Earth

There is nothing worse than making a grammatical or spelling mistake on Folding Story. It was like a kick in the balls. But the damn timer created so much anxiety that

Alan was on a nervous high before his first (blind) date since the divorce. But the person looking expectantly his way appeared to be wearing a pair of crotchless tights as a shirt

I told my guests that I loved their shoes so that they might keep them on, the sight of crinkled toes made me dizzy and ruined more than one Amway party

The evening skies were beautiful with its tint of red and yellow, it reminded him of the times he had with his now deceased wife "heh...those were the good days."

I have three months to live & hundreds of things I want to do before I die. Most important? I wanna be able to say I played craps in Vegas. So I booked a suite at the Four Seasons,

Eventually, all species will become one

At the FoldingStory Meme bar, Det. Manatee and Agent Scarn were swapping strories. Big Lion was on the mike. Just then, Kool-Aid man burst in,"B’chugerroth is back in town!"

Dane smiled and broke off a piece of his pancake, putting it on his daughter’s plate. She produced a fork like David Copperfield and started the dissection. I could tell she’d

[Fold1]: The judge repeated: "I'm leaning for the death penalty." The attorney was astonished. Was he influenced? A question formed on her lips. [Fold2]: "Why are poo-poos brown?"

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