He karate chopped his hands down on the butcher block. "I want this much, and not an inch more, and ready in half-an-hour." Then he turned on his two-tones and went out.

January: August the Alcoholic and Delilah the Deranged got married. February:

The amazonian woman bowed and sat down at the piano. Her hands moved delicately across the keyboard hovering like two swans. He heard no sound but the movements mesmerized him

Johnny 5000 was a kleptomatic man-bot with little on his mind but picking pockets and stealing ladies' hearts. Stepping into the

The elevator hit on me this morning. No kidding - right as I got in and started to press the button for the 32nd floor, it whispered in its soothing, Muzak voice, "I want to bear

Welcome to The Land of Misery. All of your worst dreams will come out and haunt you forever!

We were young and out of touch with the things we're gonna hate so much, in time.

It was never his intention to kill. He hated watching the life-force leave their bodies. Turn them into "things." But it was what he did with them after they were dead that really

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She looked around at the empty space around her and sobbed.

3 big green elephants were stampeding towards me. I ran as fast as I could but

Humpback the Clown decide that maybe it was time to reevaluate some of the voices he had made.

"Jenney's First Year Latin" was, contrary to popular belief, not written by Jenney, Scudder and Baade as advertised on its spine. No, quite to the contrary. As many young Latin

Once upon a time, well, present day, there were two old Apple 2E computers from 1983 that sat side by side in Rob's office, with dusty covers over them. They were in love. "Baby,

One day this little girl went outside to play in the snow. She first had to make a snowman. Then she had to have a snowball fight. The little girl was digging in the snow and found

"How dare you defy me!!!!!!"

My parasitic twin and I were enjoying a leisurely stroll down the avenue when out of nowhere came the call of the world's rarest avian species, a bird so rare that only one was

My family thinks I'm cloistered in my bedroom because I'm selfish and grumpy. If they believe that, I can never explain that I had a boyfriend and he betrayed me. I AM all alone.

"What's that smell?" Doug felt a stabbing pain in his love handle. Mary Jane's smelly sneakers were right behind his oscillating fan! Dougy tried to distract Dick by claiming

Flip flop. Flip flop. Flop flop flop flop.