Well, I suppose you only live once. Not that skydiving would ensure the continuation of that life. Nonetheless, the love of my life was convinced it would finally rid me of my fear

He'd always been confused: if you could give a rat's ass did that mean you cared more, or less, than if you couldn't give a rat's ass. While seemingly inane, it was relevant to

W... T... F....

ABOUT A WEEK AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I

Gadhafi hunkered down each time he heard another explosion, maybe hiding at the Sam Missile site had been a mistake. But with all those damn Guns and Missiles it sure looked safe.

I learned everything I needed to know in kindergarten. Like "What mine is mine and so is yours", "Show me your and I'll show you mine!", "Afternoon naps are OK Nooners are better"

Ad hominem grits can be quite tasty.

Betty had eyes that said come here, lips that said kiss me, arms and torso that said hold me all night long, but the rest of her body said, “Fillet me, cover me in cornmeal."

The best that we can gather is that today is the 23rd day since it happened. We probably should have started this on that first day but we didn't. There are only 31 of us left now.

The was lived a princess who was so incredibly

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g

You ate my sandwich again, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! It was right here on my desk and you were here too and now that's the second time my sandwich disappeared! Why don't you admit

"We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room." father told me. My toothy grin vanished almost instantly.

It was pouring raining and my phone had just went dead. Lighting struck and the lights in the parking garage went out. I started to turn around when I saw a dark figure start to

We grabbed hands and jumped

It would appear the site is plagued by trolls (this is NOT the start of another story). I suggest introducing some timely limitations (e.g. minimum character input) to remedy this.

Top 10 Reasons Why I Love My Mother: (1) She didn't make fun of me when I said I wanted to fly. Instead, she tied her best tablecloth around my neck & told me to go ahead & jump!

Today is the mayhem fest i am going to see the best bands alive and as soon as i got thier...

Hi, my name is Snuuuugglles." The teddy bear gave me a beady-eyed stare... which I could only break away from when the paper towel. said " ... and I'm Banner."

Everything I'm about to tell you is a joke. You see that dog out the window? That's a trained Yakuza attack dog. I have to kill it before it kills you.