Her life started like any other, she was born in a hospital. Her older sister waiting anticipating the arrival of her younger sibling. Then finally the anticipation was paid off.

Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

"Never mind me", Denis snorted, as Meryl banged the vacuum cleaner against his legs. If she heard him she didn't show it, but just continued on round the sofa and in front of the

The woman cooed you baby to sleep before she heard the crash. Turning around she saw the broken glass on the floor.

This year, the team was challenged to come up with a machine that would perform twelve tasks on

"Another round of tequila shots," was the last thing I remembered. I tried to stitch the night together based on

Previously on Folding Story ...

The Jackson Five. Is that right? What sort of day are you going to have when the first thing you hear is the Jackson Five. He kept driving because he knew

Thousands of years ago, a girl wished all dragons could be housecats. Now, many years later, the magic is fading. You notice it as your little ball of fluff is becoming less soft..

-Floss more, -Eat less red meat, -Work less, -Work out more, -Watch more porn, -See more of Grandma, -Not at the same time, -Spend time in a foreign country, -Stain the deck, -Play

Recent DNA evidence shows that the extinct Neanderthal race of hominids were not brutish cave men—but were attractive redheads and blonds with blue or green eyes.

It's 11:59 at night, so tired. Myt fold si finishgd, just need ton preesc thd "Fold an de oaiss" button- ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

It was around that time that the owner of the establishment came flying out of the bathroom door at the side of the station. His pants were unbuckled and he looked as if he were

Hello, my name is Rupert Toshiba, i work with computers and enjoy playing on my laptop all the time. I once got a virus, it didn't work for ages so to resolve this i threw it!!!!!

"Remember, there is always something that is quicker that you are." Merlin continued like that for a bit before he realized that Arthur had ditched him long ago. He stopped and

This is a test of the emergencey broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency,

Sometimes when i'm alone at home i

The mouse scurried down the hall with a ball of cheese and a map that gave the exactly location of the final piece of the puzzle. Of all four hundred pieces, this would finally do

Close the door, the mother shouts at the children running outside. Don't let bugs, the heat, the cold in.

On May 12, 2015, at 3:03 PM, a small man named Frederick was making his way through breakfast. Suddenly, however, the waffle he was trying to eat flew into the air and said to him,