Flashing lights danced across my eyelids - just sensations at first, then alternating red and blue. A murmur of voices caught my attention, and I realized they were talking about

Harry Potter was a school boy

As Roberta floated her model boat for the first time, it inexplicibly exploded into a thousand pieces. The debris that fell from the sky was even more extraordinary! Hundreds of

She wants to be sure,cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings.Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven,and it makes me

She picked up a box of carnival glass at the estate sale. A small folio of faded photographs was in the bottom. It held tintypes of a men wearing assorted paper hats, glowering.

All she ever wanted was to be loved. But people weren't capable of it. They envied her too much. She was too smart, too stylish, too beautiful and as a result, jealousy was all

The unmistakable smell of peppermint tea wafted through the building. Unusual for an abatoir, but this was no usual day

"No, seriously, I can't believe it's not butter!" I said, scooping another dollop onto my slice of bread. Stephanie rolled her eyes. "That's because it's not," she sighed.

"Sparklicious!" exclaimed Poodlefoo as he hopped over the rainbow trellis and onto the flowery peaks. It wasn't often one got to meet a flying kadoodle, but here he was, soaked in

I woke up hungry. Hungry for justice. Hungry for change. I blindly put on a shirt, opened the creaky fold-away door, and grabbed a bag of Bugles. Revolution was at my doorstep

The first Moon Cheese Mining Expedition had returned to Earth with a wide variety of cheeses. It was too early to know if a second expedition would be financially viable. Future

In a little known foray in avionics Orville Redenbacher developed a fuselage fueled with unpopped popcorn. On the maiden flight of the Popoville Flyer

He beckoned before a mirage of shocking images invaded him as he forced the door open. The usual orderly man that he once knew so well, was in shambles before him. His hand

It was a mistake, I knew, to buy the grape soda. It never sat well in my stomach. Also, I won the contest prize in the fourth can, which summoned Beelzebub to my living room.

It always starts like this. Shy flirtations, forming private jokes. We smile at each other from across the table and look away quickly. Nobody seems to notice, so I nudge his foot

Tarde al la escuela , y el hijo , se quedó con la maestra.Entonces ya eran las 20:35 y la madre , se enbobó al ver al niño. Despues de un par de semanas , llamaron a la mama.

once apon a time an assassin by the name of ellie Thurman was delivered the task of capturing and killing Justin Bieber, after that she had to kill again. Connor Maynard

It was the day my grandmother exploded. "She'd eaten a horse ofcourse." My brother tried hiding the shock with jocularity. The coroner tersely noted "Equus Consumptio Petomanus."

She step on stage seing nothing but the darkness between the spotlights.Her feet hurt like hell inside the pink pointe shoes,already stained red on the inside by her blood and any

Eunuchs of the Universe, I call to thee when I hold aloft this Vibrating Ring of