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Luella Maple Thorpe had been cheated of the ultimate American pedigree. A Mayflower ancestor. Instead, Jebulun Maple had opted for a cheaper cabin on the Speedwell. The trip was

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The local fire department has recently aquired a new truck. The siren makes the sound of wailing children, and the tires are made completely of jelly donuts. Recently,

There once was a man named Joe who faithfully bought a lottery ticket every day. One day Joe's persistence finally paid off and he got lucky!

My psychology project was to interview people appearing in viral videos so I sought out the kid who said "I like turtles". This is a transcript of my interview. Me: "Hi Jonathan".

And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed. Then he said, "You know we can never have sex because when I ejaculate, the yellow sun gives my kiegel muscles super strength and

Along with a good portion of the country, I am still unemployed.

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I didn't always have this desire to rip everything up and throw it at the cat, but certainly these last fews days it's been pretty much my entire raison d'etre. Those bloody cats.

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He squeezed the pimple. It was deep under the skin. It wasn't ready. His eyes watered, he wanted to cry out

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I woke up to a cop outside my apartment window with a megaphone. He said to put down my WA2000 or i would have to

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So he threw the lightening bolt and it hit the whale in the blow hole. The whale grew and glowed and Zeus laughed. A dragon head came out of the Whale's back and

Terry was good at really chess. In fact, he was something of a prodigy. Of course you'd never know it since