I like to discipline my dog with rolled up editions of the Economist. I think it makes him

like the regents of the outer worlds, he took time off to attend a molecular cruiser races. He hid the bitter regret proper to his station in life when his cruiser mowed down the

Harvey flicked his tail, indicating his displeasure with Maude. Her soul shriveled into little pieces of burnt popcorn. She had served his usual filet mignon, cut into bite-sized

As a manager, one of my most essential tasks is to identify strengths and weakness, and delegate tasks to each of you. After much consideration, I now choose YOU for the dying.

Wouldn't you know it, the Global Vampire Pandemic coincided EXACTLY with an anomalous 500% increase in the output of UV radiation by the sun, so that the average moon-lit night was

I kissed a girl just to try it.

The streetlight cast just enough light through the hovering insects to create silhouettes of the six combatants. Even though I couldn’t make out individual features, I knew most

List of things to do while I am bored. 1. Take out trash. 2. Go play sports. 3. Listen to some good music. 4.

If a go to the cinema

Query: where do babies come from? The precocious 3-year-old always had the most annoying way of bringing up difficult subjects.

She came home. And that was it. The gap wider than ever but physically she was there now, in the house we built together and the life we tore apart. My silence hung in the air

Everyone said you did it, but you didn't. You should

When oh when would the rain stop? Shareen spent another hour staring out of the window at

Blood was everywhere. Screaming. Mayhem. Lights. Just a typical human birth. The mother sobbed and waited for her baby, but the Doctor held something different in his arms

There was nothing strange about Marvin. His mother had reassured him. Others might wonder about his

He pulled his iPhone from it's holder on the belt of his pants and looked at the number staring back at him. He'd done it again and he didn't know how he would explain it to her.

Wary of the too-clever-by-half rhyming device in starting new folding stories,

Felix Underbutton danced in the spring air. He twirled down Aspen Lane, the scent of Beatrice's hand filling him with joy. But the small, swarthy gentleman respected her marriage a

A sandwich is a sandwich.

She was at the tatoo parlor having his name removed. It was how all her relationships ended & often the most painful part she thought sardonically. She was faithful to her tatooist