Bob and Betty were married. David and Chanel were married. Bob loved Betty and Betty loved Bob. David loved Chanel but Chanel loved David AND Bob. One night at a dinner party

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Environmental concerned Hindus decided rather than worshipping the smelly cow they would worship the kangaroo. The kangaroo ate grass all day but does not fart. Greenhouse gases

The button felt fabric across his face as Jen's fingers pulled him through the hole. He felt himself falling to the floor as she tossed her blouse in a heap. The button thought

Time was passing slowly - very slowly indeed

"Are you Coherent?" Jethro asked with a wink, lifting his phone. Mindy answered vaguely, "Of course." Jethro gleamed but The Sisterhood was not sure what to do about the Coherent

When the Highland Games were over and the scorched earth of Toronto settled, the PM crawled out form his hidey-hole and yelled

"Welcome to Cannibal Cafe. Our special tonight is a Limb Burger topped with Limburger and toematoes." Andrew Zimmern studied the menu with trepidation. "I think I'll have the

Phazon from the Mad Sea Cows of Untranquility savored the echoes of his chuckles. "Murder in the Martian Catacombs ... " He nearly shrieked again. Upon the obsidian tiles lay

Me, Tomba & Kimba had staked out a baby buffalo at a water hole & managed to cut it off from the herd. Then Sipak the Croc grabbed its tail & nearly dragged it into the water, but

"We're making nuclear weapons out of hemp?" The Ayatolla scanned the lab. Which one of his scientists were responsible for this? Was it Nazir? No he hated hemp products, what

Sarah fidgeted by herself. He was late, but that gave her time to think. Past experiences had taught her that it was best to reveal these things on the 3rd date.

"Yeah, there are listening devices in those little white beeper things." Said Ted. "You mean they're listening in on us?" The Barrista's felt naked

We've got miles to go before we sleep. "Miles to go before we sleep?" she asked frostily. "I thought I saw two roads up there, though. See the yellow woods?" I know these woods

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Johnny. He was a prodigy, but his talent was unusual. Johnny could identify any item you placed in front of his face by its smell.

I went walking with my mama one day when she told me what people say. Live your life untill love is found, cause love's gonna

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I am a prodigy. That's what they call me now. I am no longer Samantha Alberts. I have changed, crowned with power. I am

I have a fetish about toes. I have ever since I was born.

Many hikers admire the beauty of the Lake Superior hiking trails, but few have the courage to trek the brambles of the Lake Inferior hiking trails.