As I walked through the house wearing nothing but a jersey and slippers

It had been such a long time since I had a deluxe chimichanga from El Diablo's Taco Emporium, and I'm not sure I ever did, but I was suddenly overtaken by a craving for one, and I

Take it from me: if your recent folds are all about food, you should unskip lunch. Similarly, if they're all about unrequited love, find yourself a sock (I splurge on argyle) and

5th Grade

"Never mix serif and sans serif in a single document unless you know what you're doing." Slap! It stung. It hurt because it was true. Her name was Helvetica and she

"I sometimes look back over my old folds & reflect on what my folds say about me. Frankly, Dr. Noah, I am appalled by some of the folds I've written. I think I need psychotherapy."

The dust that gathers under your bed is a mix of human hair, skin, soot from air polution & interstellar dust. It must have been some complex organic molecules from space combined

"I said a boom chick a rocka chicka rocka chicka boom." Sang the Camp Counselor. She was wearing sweats. A clip board. On the Pine Stage doing her shtick. The son of the

Jamie Summers landed with a soft squelch upon the wombat. Thirty operations later it was reborn..better, faster, stronger - as the Bionic Wombat. Aided by its allies, Robopork &

This funny story starts with A bank teller gaining access to a time machine. He sat down and pulled the lever. **BFFFZZZGGFFGBZGZZBZZZZooooooopppP! "Oh mah GAWD!" he says.

From jail, Lance Armstrong tweeted daily that crop circles were alien messages about the dangers of GMO corn. Determined to save Earth upon his release, he rode his bike to Iowa

Headstock and first frets passes screen, superstrings begin to vibrate. As we pass into the body, interstellar Zappadrive engages. Opening crawl. "A long time ago, in a tonal scale

All he did was grin, flex and say, "Ciao Guys!"

This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine. This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Don't let the devil POOF it out.

As I drove across the border in my truck I secretly was snuggling soft animal toys. If I was caught with my teddy bear, stuffed pony and soft squeaky rabbit toys

It was 2 AM and all that was open was a Fatburger, so I pulled in. Odd, no helicopters around, must be

As the motorcade passed, John remembered a line from an old song about an outlaw who ended up in Cleveland,

When the darknesss lifted nothing was left. Christian looked around and all he saw was pieces of

Today.. "do you know what day today is?" I kept replaying the strange phone call I received in the morning. I told the caller "Of course, i know, I'm not stupid" but the truth is

A cardboard box arrived unexpectedly for me in the mail, heavy with its unwanted contents. Dammit, I must have forgotten to