Gently I wrestled my writhing brother into the rented daimophagus. Many voices clamored; many thumps pummeled the lid as I fastened the latches. From the darkly gleaming wood a hum

Sky was a shy girl with an iron will and a passion for Neil Sedaka. She had no friends, preferring the company of a lone pelican she met on the shore each morning. Only he

He sat at the keyboard and resolved that his days of zombie stories were over. Love, innocence, and a young girl's coming of age were what he yearned to write about. The title?

Hit seems dig days since I felt ya warm embrace. I ardently bang an' admire yous. to be wivvout ysz da pain greata dan certain death. ya beauty iz dig da

As Gordon sat there I could smell his unpleasant nerves. His resume was more than adequate but I didn't know if he had that "it" factor we needed. I said "Mr. Durasno, please

The scientists and councellors were baffled. He seemed normal: steady job, house, wife, kids. And yet his sense of humor had stalled out at an 8-year-old's level. At Board Meetings

"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin metal that you can tear off a piece and just wrap it around something? That shit is badass bro." He looked at me, winked, & did a header

How I design a fold. Mention main character(s) and objects of previous fold. Keep things in motion. Build and expand. End with a twist or unresolved

I knew it was a mistake as soon as I

He logged in & sold the options as they'd planned, then eliminated the evidence of his tampering. Five minutes later they met on the balcony & smoked in silent collusion. Two days

My career as an iced bun lookalike includes sitting in dieters' sitting rooms at an hourly rate. Dieters are torn between iced bun lust & the taboo against cannibalism. The conflic

Marie let herself in. Joel was eating breakfast. "You went to him again?" he said. "I didn't expect you to be here," she replied. "It's my house."

There is one thing I know for sure about myself: I don't know how to write a college essay. I can ride a horse while standing up and juggling, I can paint a better painting than

Some stories have all the luck. Some stories get all the breaks. Some stories have all the pain. Some stories do nothing but complain. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

The first single from the album, title track "You're not ugly or poor, are you?" set a music industry record by

...and Annie Lennox was a vampire pirate and there were the Pet Shop Boys in cone hats and Queen with some girl and that guy from Arthur ( the other guy) was the Walrus and

She was an overweight conservative radio talk show host in her mid 40s. He was a fitness junkie about to celebrate turning 30 while on the Democratic campaign trail. Together, they

'This is NOT a book' it said on the cover. He turned it (book?) around in his hands and thought:'if this is NOT a book, then what is it?' He tried to open it, but the cover seemed

Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre or mispelling your dead! Said Randy. An dont come wit you're excuses like "who care's" or "i just want to get my mesage acros"

"That's it! I'm not making any more webs for you!"Charlotte yelled at Wilbur.