He adjusted his jeweler's loupe and peered down at the marble cutting board. With a deft flick of his x-acto knife he proceeded to split atoms.

In the beginning, First Folder created the quill & the parchment. Now the parchment was wordless & empty, ten blank lines ruled the surface of the sheet & the Spirit of FirstFolder

Have you ever seen one? I saw my first one in Nebraska in '07. Always wanted to see one, but in the end, it just kinda found me. We were in a field at night and I felt

I did the fandango. He moonwalked. I countered with running man to robot running out of batteries. He threw up a huge West Side symbol and did the splits. I foxtrotted. He salsa'd.

♪ Is you is or is you ain't my babe. Maybe babies found somebody new ♪ Is what I found myself internally singing after I called Suzy for the fifth time tonight. Whats she thinking?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if you were a mouse ? well i know what its like cause i am a mouse.

Your bike is in ruins. To investigate the old aviator's limousine, proceed to fold 2. To wash your hands, jump ahead to fold 6. To revisit the badminton court, skip to fold 9.

Billy was lost. The woods had completely surrounded him. It was becoming obvious that something bad was about to happen.

My name is Wrong Robert, I don't mean that it is incorrect i mean that my name really is Wrong Robert Baker.

Let me assure you that if I insure you I can ensure you that your insurance is an assurance of ensurance. The endurance of your insurance is assuredly guaranteed. Any questions?

She was tall, blonde, and beautiful. No one knew her real name. She was simply known as "Boochie." Cool and intelligent, Boochie was called upon often by the CIA to pose as a

"You sprained your what?" she asked.

Upon a midnight sun, I strode to a clear space upon a height in a great wood. I saw the satin sheet of Nærøyfjord glisten below, and a rainbow curtain dancing in the sky.

"A megalodon isn't a massive Cenozoic shark so much as it is an idea - nay, a beacon of light, a beacon of light with 7-inch teeth." The museum guide was wearing on Kira. She snuck

There is a direct correlation between the quality of wine one consumes with the quality of experiences that occur after consumption. I learned this the hard way when I sucked down

"Out out damn spot", she cried out helplessly

I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I GOT there,i opened the door and I STARTED CALLING MY FRIEND. THEN I NOTICED THAT THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING COLD AND THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY

Well, we have the test results in. Your blood lab reads you have a nougaty center.

The Prophet Efyualtuel stood in the desert of his times, and was silent. Desert wind blew, haters hated, chatters chatted, and the plastic did abide. But in that silence came to hi

"F*CKINSH*T-EATINGA-HOLE! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!" my inner self screamed as I calmly wiped my hands on the linen napkin. "Anyone want dessert?" I asked politely, then turned