The story of the man who could not bathe. Once there was a man who could not bathe. It began when he was a child. The wet nurse

Antonio ,hung on for dear life onto a tree branch, as the meandering river travelled downstream.At the end of this river was a large waterfall.

Snowzilla crashed through the streets of NYC giving the scrambled air force jets a cold blast of his cryobreath as they strafed his massive shoulders.

I had no way of knowing that my strange fascination with the girl next door would ultimately leave me with a single-room apartment and $500 in alimony fees. The worst part was that

I like pie.

Lord Samuel of Goldwood let out a loud belch. Sir Matt Fornicot blushed. King Smith XI rose and boomed "HOW DARETH THEE BURP IN MY ROYAL PRESENCE?!".

No man could save her, for once in her short, but long lived life, she had to do this herself. And she was afraid.

Уютный домик, украшенный разноцветными гирляндами. Три маленькие феи готовятся встречать Новый год на Галактике. Елка-красавица уже украшена. Все сверкает и блестит.

Luckily it was Reverso Day so he was given an extra 20 years of life & a warning. "Never tell someone to break a leg on Literal Day again please." Unfortunately it was also

Business ideas: Exorcisms and Abortions. Ad: Are you pregnant with Satan's kid? We'll help you by 1) attempting to abort the evil fetus before it reaches trimester two. Or, 2)

Ek Balam convulsed his alien eyes. He was put on the job of collecting data from Earth's internet from a server room. "So said, he said, "so many folding stories never finished."

Bobbie took his beats with him. He dragged his street machine speaker box down fifth avenue and let it vibrate the shop windows. He wanted everyone to enjoy his good taste in music

A new mailman delivered my mail today. He said my previous mail man said I sounded like an owl.

"No, I'm serious, mom. I'm a meth addict." There was a long pause. "And so is

"Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark. Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart."

They fired him after his presentation on impregnating toilet tissue with ghost pepper extract.

"Why take responsibility for my inaction when the universe is a video game and my player is AFK?" "Well, mister, tell your AFK player to take out the trash, or you're grounded."

'If I could bring you back to life, I really would, I really would - Mama.' said Richard looking at the old, sepia-tinged photograph. The blood-stained knife was still in his hand

One day in Costco, the shade of Constance Garnett broached the subject of Matthew Dostoevsky's choice of breakfast nourishment. "Uncle," she began, "there are oranges in aisle 14 a

I wanted my Dog Daffy & I to grow old gracefully together so we attended Doga courses to reduce anxiety but when we retired Daffy became incontinent & had to wear Doggie Diapers