B'chuggeroth - the name strikes fear into even the most stout-hearted of men. The townsfolk had long told tales of the dread lord of damned souls, telling children he'd take them

It was the day he found that you could sing the words to the Gilligan's Island theme to Stairway to Heaven that he changed. And not for the better.

Johnny 5000 was a kleptomatic man-bot with little on his mind but picking pockets and stealing ladies' hearts. Stepping into the

Once upon a time in a setting, a bunch of characters were motivated somehow to follow a plot. They each had descriptions and conflict and correlating interrelated dynamics.

The robot apocalypse wasn't destructive. They just replaced people & are super-happy and accommodating. Only I'm left. Stupid phony robots. They miss me? Yeah, right. Sycophants.

Santa was speechless. The workshop was quiet. Nothing was happening. The elves were sipping beer and kicking."What the hell is going on here

今天天氣很好。天空是藍藍的顏色，有白白的雲，還出了大太陽。

His father handed him a black Amex card and said, "Don't be a pussy son. From here on out, it is ALL on me." He took the card in his hand and

There's no tomorrow. Seriously, if you think about it, there can't be. The past doesn't exist either. You want to know something else? Life is utterly pointless, there's absolutely

The toy soldiers marched onward. Their tiny wooden legs creaking as they moved. Their objective was clear. Their mission had been set. Little Timmy had to die.

This is a story of how I changed. Ive been living since 180 years. I feed on animals and have fangs. I never have regretted how I feel and here is how it all happened

She had medical problems, falling often and for no reason, the prints she made in the sand or snow looked like rabbit prints, not feet, the playboy symbol. What made the ears?

Alan was on a nervous high before his first (blind) date since the divorce. But the person looking expectantly his way appeared to be wearing a pair of crotchless tights as a shirt

As the Dirk ran his fingers through over his gun he couldn't help but remember what that funeral director had said to him the other day. "Don't forget to wash your hands, and for

Tonight, he didn't have killing on his mind. Jen was here and as his only weakness, she represented the last thing that tied him to humanity. All the rest was sealed away in his

He rocked hard on stage, live, and with a big mustache.

one day at work i saw a woman who had a 13 ft wig that had birds nesting in it. i decided to ask her how she keep it clean and she told me she washed her hair with a type of shampo

Cain walked into class and saw that the only empty seat was next to the teacher. He sighed and sat down when Aricin sat next to him and held out his hand. Cain looked at him and

There once was a boy named Joe

I'm sorry I am late for practice coach, I was hungry and just ran over to the stand for a waffle. I don't think 25 push-ups in the slush will make me a better ski racer. Maybe we