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In an unfortunate twist of fate, before he died, Dr. Spock mind-melded with Sybil.

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It is harmful because enlightened, good, and honest people by entering the ranks of the government give it a moral authority which but for them it would not possess...

Once upon a time a tiny mouse who lived in a Turkish steelworker's flat in a dingy suburb of Istanbul, decided to leave home. He packed a tiny trunk with peanut butter and caught

Out of ideas, the band built robots to play random songs. "We'll steal whatever ROCKS," they said. The next day, the robots stole their guyliner, drums, and van, going on tour in

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Clara slept in a semi-recumbant crouch on the floor, unable to get comfortable. Tired of her life as an overnight paralegal, she desired escape. What was so pressing that it requir

The committee was a conglomeration of nincompoops, busy bodies, and ne'er-do-wells. They were the puppet masters behind the movie ratings board.

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Amanda Widdershins woke with a shock to find her estranged sister Carlotta sitting on her bed, staring at her. "I saw the shadow of the Manatee here," Carlotta insinuated. Amanda b

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Went through a red light: -10 points. Didn't park in the handicapped zone: +20 points. I looked down at the grand total for my karma budget. Hot Dog! Enough to rob a bank!

To err is human; to forgive, divine...to drink is to be merry; to vomit, gross...to be in love is fantastic; to have sex, even better...these are just a few of my favorite proverbs

You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!

A woman beacame sick and when she felt her end was drawing near, she called her only child to her bedside.