You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far, 'Cause you know it don't matter anyway.

She was in love with grammar, he was a passionate entomologist. Their children, Ellipsis, Oxford Comma and little Rhagodessa, were often left to their own devices as their parents

I'm waking up covered in white powder. Oh god is that what I think it is? Worst Columbus day party ever!

Some goons from the Library of Congress barged into my house at 3 AM this morning, even though I had never unlocked any phones. I was tempted to say I preferred the Dewey Decimal S

"Jeepers", he said as he looked at the stolen Wii Cameron had just pulled out of his schoolbag. "I can't believe you just stole that", Jasper honoured his tenacity. "Aren't you

Old McDonald had a farm, eieio & on that farm he had a ferret eieio, with a dook dook here & a dook dook there, here a dook, there a dook, everywhere a dook dook. Old McDonald had

If there is a place that I dream of, I will sing

The shrouded gates opened. Amy moved towards them. Then she was stopped. A red-eyed raven hulked on the Gate post. It gargled, "Ms. Winehouse, where do you think you're going?"

What started out as the worst day ever ended as the best day ever. It all started out when

Phillip Perry and Ray Fitzgerald were teammates on the hazelwood west basketball team

Today was a great day with the bae! It was totally rockin!

Maybe she should have went to bed a 9:00 just like her mom's careful instructions had laid out. But no, she was a rebellious teenager and would stay up until 9:02 instead. This was

i was going to my guitar class in the yew tee community centre when, i got there i was panic -stricken to see a group of zombies playing guitar and singing a lullaby and walking

We didn't think that replacing the shutters on our house would open a portal to the nether realm.

As a keen bird watcher I had studied how birds fly for many hours. One day I decided to run along whilst flapping my arms. To my surprise I lifted off the ground and started to fly

I meant WEED, not WEEDS. Arrrgguuuhhh!

As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.

"It's a novel. See that's the author's name on the cover.", Tess was excited. "I don't get it. One person wrote it? How's the gameplay?" I tried to show interest. "Just start here.

When Pickles answered "What's you favorite color" with "Paisley", we all knew that she was destined for

As The Grateful Dead and Phish and Deadmau5 all jammed out the audience couldn't stop taking the mega dose LSD/MDMA pills that where being handed out in giant tubs by a guy in a