As The Grateful Dead and Phish and Deadmau5 all jammed out the audience couldn't stop taking the mega dose LSD/MDMA pills that where being handed out in giant tubs by a guy in a

Franklin had had enough of John's tepid peevishness and self-importance. Tonight he was going to lose this albatross around his neck and be alone in Paris so that he could

"Finish Him" A Voice yelled at me. I started to end the vile... FoldingStory., My Dad came in. "Son, I think you're beginning to take folding stories to seriously." "But Daaaad..."

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding, & begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources on a space-superiority

The best day of my life. It was a Saturday morning when

I found the SAT's writing portion to be an unwelcome addition to an already unwelcome test. Feeling rebellious, I wrote naught but an intro preceded by the title "SAT Essay Tease."

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No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness. No one notices your pain but, notices your mistakes and...

When I write a book

So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

She had been 30 minutes late getting to school. She didn’t know what excuse she was going to use. She walked saw her teacher and said,

I was going to my friend's house .WHEN I GOT there,i opened the door and I STARTED CALLING MY FRIEND. THEN I NOTICED THAT THE HOUSE WAS FREEZING COLD AND THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY

hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house chores or..

I wonder how many fingernails sit undigested in my stomach from all the times I absently gnawed them from my fingers? I'm certainly adding to the collection right now...Waiting for

Once there was a boy who had really spiky hair. This wasn't any regular type of spiky hair. He didn't use any gel. They were actually porcupine spikes, but he wasn't born that way.

When i got in to the shopping mall , i saw people running out of the shopping mall, and behind them i saw a meat - eating robot throwing some kind of burning bombs at people..

"You sprained your what?" she asked.

That old bag is made of cells. Cells are bags of liquid and proteinaceous glob. They contain organelles. Organelles are just smaller bags with more liquid and glob.

"The thing about controlling men is that they're not afraid of commitment. If anything they're over-committed," said Amy. "Is Reg still not letting you wear knickers?" asked Lise w

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that one's very existence is an act of rebellion.