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Dave was going to the footy game. The most antcipated game of the year.England v Germany in the 2014 world cup final!Were England going to triumph or were Germany going to succeed?

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It was like any other monotonous day he was living, walking down the same old road he always had, when it happened. He looked up to the sky, saw a glimmer of light, then darkness.

It was a big room and the most deadliest 12 men in the world were gavered round the table "gentlemen, today we are here to discuss our revenge on

I was at a fork in the road. I had to decide whether I wanted to pursue a career in poetry or professional wrestling. On the one hand, professional wrestling would allow me to

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After 6 hours of trudging throught the desert, I finally came to the realization that there was no hope. This desert seemed endless and just as I was about to give up I saw a huge.

On Friday morning the Freshman walked into school and saw 3 seniors with a trashcan looking at him, so the freshman..

As she ran frantically down the street she ran into....

A long long long long long time ago, back in the ancient times, there was a dog named Raphiel. Raphiel was shorter than other dogs, but on one particular day, something happened.

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