-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit mole man! Spe-lunker! Spe-lunker! A friend to all the kids!

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago,

Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's roc pops corks in a stock IROC pumping shock rock?

As a pastor of the Utilitarian Church of Objective Philosophy I've married people with cars, roller coasters, ferris wheels, video game characters & garden fences, but now I'll

Sometimes, when Elfrida the pink sugar elephant felt sad, she'd call Bernie the liquorice panda. "Bernie, I have to talk. It's the white sugar mice. I can't stand their string tail

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Her chest burned, she was out of breathe. She can't remember for how long she has been running. All she knew was, she couldn't stop now, it was still after her and not far behind.

Jamie wanted nothing more than to dance. She loved to bust out a move in her bedroom, at school, even in the shopping centre. It didn't matter to her. The only issue was her

"What have I done?" as I stood over the dead body of my friend. What have I done I repeated in mind shocked at the scene in front of me. Suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder

"WHAT" screamed Charolotte as the floor collapses due to an unholy amount of hotdogs. She was really confused because

Eirin screamed while tears ran down her face. 'Help...Please'. Another nightmare. She gets these often. James was asleep beside her, but didn't hear her.

It was too bad Rollo found out he had the blood of English Kings when he was homeless & eating out of dumpsters. He found a prepaid DNA ancestry kit in the trash, spit into it and

I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother

Slowly he opened the door. They filled the space behind like beans in a can... a can of terror. They watched as he

Why live when death is inevitable?

There was an old house in the forest...

I can’t decide who is Trump’s Himmler. Steven Miller was the front runner for a long time. Now I have to admit it might turn out to be Barr. Miller is still way in front but not a

you see can't no nice to know if you don't know what do you think now but she never knew do you know and you do know what do you know you know No?

Shug continued his tour of the ranch. "Sorry if this is boring for a 21st century gal, Elisa." It worried him that she was only interested in "his" Orb. The Orb was friendlier than

I remember the greatest achievement of my friends. It was degenerate, chaotic and technically illegal but it was so fucking beautiful.