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9Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning talk show with the Monolith. Just before going live, Dave said, "Hey, M, maybe turn sideways and check your ratio?" M looked at Dave.
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24I forgot the one about the jungle fever running rampant on the asteroids of Vesuvius 6. It was , maybe, about a flat footed buffoon with an orange face selling his hats to the dead
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27"Reading is a disease, and writing just perpetuates it," ruminated Anton Meuble in his dim and disordered attic apartment as he languished in despair. The solitary grimy window
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35One slow motion step forward...now I'm closing my eyes. This is it
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29One day in the Leap Year I was walking to the restroom at work. We'd been informed, that morning, planned dysfunction would have only one bathroom open in the building. The 9th.
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16The ginger boy caught the other's eye the moment he took a seat behind the faded plastic of the bowling alley's concession stand. He ordered twelve plates of nachos...but no drink.
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9Her chest burned, she was out of breathe. She can't remember for how long she has been running. All she knew was, she couldn't stop now, it was still after her and not far behind.
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15He felt a void inside his chest the day she said she wanted nothing to do with him anymore.As he fucked many women (and a few guys) in orther to forget her,it was not working.Sex
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13Guess what? I got angry because...
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8She wore flowers in her hair, on her dress and elsewhere. She smiled and gave me a wave and I
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19Twas the night before the birthing, and all through the tent, nothing was stirring, not even 50cent. 50Cent was 2busy mixing martinis 2worry about the c section happening 1 tent ov
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10Peter donned his purple wig and purple glasses, headed to the purple factory to help make purple mattresses for the Purple family of which he was the youngest. Peter Plum Purple II
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33Innocuous lullabies seemed to serendipitously prepare the stunned boy for the chair being thrown at him as he remembered he was running down the stairs to escape the long-arm of an
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20KEEP IT IN! KEEP IT IN! Suppress every emotion and begin! KEEP IT IN! Hold the storm outside and bottle up inside. The cold keeps bothering me everyday. - From movie, Defrost
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40This is my Historia De Un Amor. My name's Hasselhoff - David Hasselhoff and my story is the same as yours but different. It began one steaming night in Old Tunis. The dark eyed
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9There was an old house in the forest...
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16Leonardo's uncle Gianno was a geometer, and never made much money. So he bought a horse named Ziggy Stardust and trained it to win the Triple Crown, with his nephew's help. One
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20Hi
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23She watched as he rolled in the mud, looking like a little pig.
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18Although euros have a light hint of cresote, nothing can compare to the smoky aroma of a burning hundred dollar billl.