Dr Crud made his first incision with a scapel into the little girl's chest only to discover the patient was filled with sugar and spice and all things nice. Amy's twin brother need

It was time for the Bimillennial Dinosaur conference on Godwana. King Tyrranosaurus gave a fiery speech warning of the invasion of furry teeted night crawlers. Pantydraco laughed

We went about our affairs on Earth, confident as rulers of this world while Intellects vast, cool & unsympathetic regarded our planet with envy slowly & surely drawing their plans.

Once upon a time there was a brave little boy named Smith that lived in a swamp with an ogre named George. They were great friends and they did many fun things together like...

The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical strike impossible, unleash the

It was then that I decided to become a symbiote. Why deal with the hassle of driving to a supermarket and shelling out half your paycheck for food when you could just get your

One Very Fine Day a Very Freaky Dude rolled a Very Full Doobie. The Virginia Fire Department responded to a Voluminous Fire Debacle when the Dude's Doobie Volatilized For Days.

i was walking in them jungle and suddenly, i saw a slime like water dripping on my hands, when i look up,i was shock to see a hive, and inside of the hive there,was many movement

Something has happened. When I entered this room and stood before all these people I was going to announce the identity of the killer but now it is like I am inside my empty shell

"Go ahead" I said. "Take one". I could tell everything I needed to know by what flavor Jolly Rancher each candidate selected. ~Apple~ Hmm, hadn't counted on that. This called for

I have too many skeletons and not enough space to keep them.

There was a picture of me sleeping on my phone. I live alone.

When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

Update to a 1960s TV commercial: Like a fold? Simple. Except when arthritis flares up, with its pain and stiffness. For help, reach for

Tell me why? The teacher says. "I dunno" Bruno mumbles. "I just hate it here. I miss my friends in Berlin. This place smells. I had to do something. Anything." He tries not to cry.

If I were a bird I'd fly away.

We are going to bombard the camp. Camp Candy cannot be allowed to survive on Vulcan because

Bone diddly. Bone diddly boo bop. Bone diddly boo bop a sham bam boo.

Dopestrong and Alberto Cuntador raced in the Tour De Dope to gain fame and fortune. The competition in men's road racing was tough and sponsors paid

Input GGGG... Output GGGG... Input: AAAA.... Output: KKKK... Input: CCCC... Output: PPPP... Input TTTT... Output FFFF... Hmm... What if we put in GAGA?