"My name is Electric Nachos", pleased to meat you.

Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The church organist was in need of a tune up when she reached out for the keyboard and found it was a BLANK"

Sigmund Freud boxed the ears of the fantasy-prone

The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid objects like a balloon in the air. Is it a dream or are the objects a dream?

"Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said, smiling at the man in the suit. The suited man smiled and said, "This entire coffee shop is my art." Howard Schultz then smugly

Picard, unshaven, pot-bellied, stained trousers, lounged on the sofa. He watched another episode of the Shield. He'd put Data in charge of everything and took a "break."

It was an invitation to the Theminar. This was where the "them" of the worlds met. This shadowy but colossal society gathered once a year to hold court on the

The toast popped up and he caught it in the air. He got out the jar of boogers and slathered them on the toast, smiling at the thought of

She came in through the out door. She was wearing a rasberry berret. Wally, the new assistant manager at Walmart's rushed over to

He went into the kitchen and got out all the fixings for the monster sandwich he called "Life". A baguette, a virginia smoked ham, pickles, beer nuts, left over grilled asparagus,

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” said, Robert Reich to Bill Clinton.

"I guess I'll run away." Jake sighed. He looked at Finn who was sleeping.

Miss Shanghai swung her dainty arm and broke the champagne bottle on the bow of Titanic II and it slid gracefully into the harbor accompanied by fireworks. On its maiden voyage to

The synergy between salty and sweet was never so perfectly acheived as when

Every morning I read a Folding Story and my goal for that day is to reenact its events to the best of my ability. I aim to strive for authenticity. It's a new kind of horoscope.

Three once lived a gnome. He was short anf fat. One day he...

I drove up to get a good look at the driver. Pock-marked. Sullen. Who wouldn't be sullen, he was just punched in the pace.

Picard glared at Number One. How could he forget to stock up on little wrapped bathroom soaps at Starbase 17? Crew morale depended on those! And they couldn't use the tea dispenser

Heal me! thrill me! Kill me! but Keep me coming back for more! Shine a light into my heart. Thrn bring me back to life with your radiant spark!

Beauty tightrope walked into the Parisian jail to break Beast out on a false murder charge; she'd dropped the teacup by mistake. But Gaston coerced Crazy Old Maurice into aiding