Super pumped up today for Blue Ivy's 2nd birthday party. I wasn't officially invited, but that has never stopped me before from crashing a party. Just last week I crashed

This chocolate cake is so good, I couldn't just eat it. I had to experience it. First, I analyzed its appearance. Brown, of course, but not a mere brown. No, this cake was a rich

Smokey the Bear had angered his poker opponent because Smokey was cheating. Seymour, the mob boss, chased Smokey to Taco Bell, where he was the "trying to prevent wildires."

Are you embarrassed by your chronic affluence? Ever been trapped in a crowded elevator with your own affluence? Are you excluded from social groups due to audible affluence? Then

Rain fell onto my cheeks, and fell off with the tears. It was at that moment that I just knew that he wouldn't come. Not today, not ever. Why had I ever thought he was going to?

Tom was 6 years old and entering the first grade. He had a lot of friends in kindergarten, but he was at a new school now and anxious to meet his classmates.

I knew one day this would come, the lettuce finally took her sweet revenge! As her great leafy head loomed over my sprawled limbs I begged her, "oh merciful lettuce creature,do you

The store owner was closing for the night. He went to lock the door, but when looked outside he dropped the keys and ran straight into the backroom without locking the door.

And Andy replied, "Oh my! Really?" Matt said, "Yeah, really!" Andy sighed, "Well then, I guess...

It was a cold winter night where the air was so crisp that it turned one's skin to ice. In the woods, there lived a witch who was brewing up a new potion called

Of course it was B.S. This guy was a classic charlatan. "I just sign here & all my ailments go away? What's the catch?" "No catch. All your problems will go to someone you don't ev

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He stumbled over the plastic container and mumbled a curse. His years in architecture couldn’t have prepared him for the extempore solutions he encountered as he was trying to bal

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In a small village, there lived a cheerful albeit clumsy young woman with a lazy eye. She worked in the postal delivery service, and her favorite food was muffins.

I returned home, that cold October day. I couldn't tell you where I'd been, or what I'd done. Or even what I'd seen. Not because I couldn't remember, but because I

"That'll be it!" I closed the menu & handed it back to the smiling waitress. "Thank you!" she gushed, "Should only be a few minutes." When she turned & walked away, I noticed she

Living on the storey beneath the elephants wasn't easy.

She couldn't tell you about the first time she shot a gun. She doesn't remember. The recoil and the bullet wounds faded into one and she never knew whether she was the prey.

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