Six years had passed since Benjamin's death. For years in a quiet obsession, Sarah tracked her fiance's killer. Now, finally, across the ballroom floor stood that very lizard man.

I have three months to live & hundreds of things I want to do before I die. Most important? I wanna be able to say I played craps in Vegas. So I booked a suite at the Four Seasons,

"The time has come," the Walrus said "to talk of many things. Of when you're going to pay the rent and why your checks keep bouncing."

I grabbed the towel rack. It came out of the wall. I swear it was so big. Water splashed up.

You want to hit me with a stick. But all I've got is a guitar pick.

close it back quietly, not to disturb the owner's house and he qickly turn around and sees a dog barking so loud that the house owner is awaken from the sleep.

It was a sunny Sunday morning and I was so excited to spend the day laying out on the beach. All of a sudden it started raining skittles and my dad was made that much better.

Foodfighting is a far-flung tradition here at Worcester Prep. They don't call us the Fightin' Wallabies for nothing! You're a newbie, so you'll be in the front line today. Our ammo

Flint Paper stared blankly behind his desk at the woman in front of him. "You want me to do what?"

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Most of the newbies were on deck feeding the fishes while one-eye and I peeled potatoes

"Church, man! Church! I'm really go'in to church!" Germaine confidently asserted. Eric was in shock. REAL shock, "Seriously? Dude - what happened to you?" "I got religion. I'm

Have you ever met a really hot girl before? The type of girl that just makes you lose your mind. That one that makes you say "Wow who made that angel?" It's all cool till you find

My personal trainer's motto is: If you don't have to change your underwear after a workout then I've failed at my job. I was sore all over and just a few gains away from my goal of

The Lobster Wolf bared its fangs and waved its claws threateningly in the air. Liam Neeson, back up against a tree, stared it down, armed only with a KFC spork and a copy of

In Bob's back yard, night fell later in summer, but when it fell you couldn't even see the starless sky. Bob sensed something being silent, something that knew he was listening

"Cindy, you're not eating your fruits and veggies." Despite the house-cams, Cindy said: "That's right, Mom. Because I don't want to become a pod person like you and Dad." Her Mo

Ted's senior year was marked by an Evil Teacher. This Evil Teacher bedeviled and tormented Ted, but was also a blessing in disguise.

"Hi, Y'All. Today we're making Black Strap Molasses Bacon Cookie Pancake Butter Cream Puffs with a Bourbon Vanilla Fudge Twinkie sauce," gushed Paula Dean. Her eyes gleamed like

The stinkbugs are coming! The stinkbugs are coming!

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