"I wish we didn't have to wear clothes. That'd be cool unless I lived in a cold place. But dogs look so happy, just spreading their junk on the ground." Kaitlin looked at Mark

Staring at the screen you realize that there must be some kind of FoldingStory conspiracy going on. How does story stay relevent and funny? Then that red head FBI agent walks into

It was cold. Too cold. The razor winds slashed at skin, my arms and lips freezing and chapped,as I tried to find something flamable. If I was to survive, I would need fire and

"Get Bob here." Lord Drak looked down at his army of minions and sighed. Who in R&D thought it was a good idea to give ninjas jet packs? Stealth and rocket power just didn't mix.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was also going to be the end of the world. Only one person could save it but right now I didn't know who.

The electric eraser vibrated in my hand, taking the pencil from the page as if it had never been there. On a whim, I held it up and pointed it at the wall, which disappeared and

This was it. I walked right into my hot boss's office, closed the door, and said "I need a rise and I need it now". She looked up, stole a quick glance at my crotch, and

Two men, one short and one tall, sit in a desert. They wear bowler hats and there is a lone tree in the foreground. The tall man says, "The bus should have been here by now."

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It all started when Lucy kissed Jermaine.

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I could tell that she knew that he knew a thing or two about making stew with leftover Mountain Dew. Code Red

Rolling Stone Temple Pilots was who was next on the stage. Herman couldn't believe it, he needed to get high and fast so

Cairo.Ben always wanted to visit the piramids and there he was:staring at them wondering how would he go back to the hotel now that his guide had strangely vanished like sand from

My name is Florida, but my friends call me Flo. Actually, everyone calls me that because

he Tic Tacs left on the dresser in my room represented a vital part of my first date with Melissa Rainwater. Melissa was an Indian, now called Native Americans by sensitive types

The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar on the corner of Alfala and Stymie. They made the bartenders wear Darla little bowties on Spanky night. Our Gang would always

Jedi Hand waited hat in hand for the door to open. A hat selected for its texture, in the hope that Lurch would like it when JH visited the Addams residence for a play-date with

Halfway down the aisle I remembered. "Say, could you tell me where the lime juice is?" The guy stocking shelves said, "On one ..." It lingered in my mind like an unstarted melody