Sylvia had booked a walk in the Enclave and enjoyed the sights and smells of wild plants. But even here the flowers were pollinated by nanobots.

I think my current condition can be accurately traced to the time when I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet of a Tijuana campground. I had no other toothbrush for the trip, so I

I did 2 push ups, she wasn't impressed. So i beat her in a video game. She still wasn't impressed. So then I got online and ordered her roses, but she yawned. So I gave her an

Two guys car breaks down. They stay at farm to wait for parts. The farmer's daughter, Lurlene seduces 'em. The farmer catches them. He sends 'em out to harvest at gunpoint. The 1st

Josiah had been a zombie for several years before a friend recommended lavender bath salts. They made him feel calm yet zesty. Sometimes he felt like dancing, but his remaining leg

The large man in the pink pants

Jimmy just about had it with the constant moaning and groaning about everything of his coworker Patsy. His happy go lucky and positive attitude toward life was shaken by this angry

Yesterday I killed a cockroach, had never felt so bad with myself since I became a Jainist. I felt my world crash, when I realized with horror what the slime under my shoe was

Her estrous bell rang out for all to hear. She stuck a thermometer in “there” and wore a Lebron jersey. But no males got the hint. “Perhaps I'll use a gong," she thought aloud near

I shoot alumni for sport. Any alumni as long as there is some sign of an alum. Any sign any alum. We didn't have to wait long before we were acquainted with the facts and alternati

Do you remember our first fight? the first time I felt like nothing, like an empty box. We were going to the Enghelab Sq. or the theater. The argument began from the bridge and it

The sun was shining as I awoke to the sound of screaming. I ran out of my backalley shelter into the thriving streets of New Seatown, the biggest city on the west coast. Then I saw

"Never!" I shouted. "Never will I do this for you. I mean who do you think I am?". I hung up but she just rang back. I answered, "I'll tell you who I think you are." She said.

Lap dog on a highway, Cool whip in his hair. The smell of burritos rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance I saw a shivering wight.

Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam. Black Betty had a child (Bam-a-Lam), damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-Lam).

So much for the rain

She walked on the curb of the sidewalk, a package in one hand and her keys in the other. No one would have ever suspected that she could be the one.

"Give it up, Russet!" Det. Manatee hollered down the vegetable bin. "I know you're in there & that you killed Mr. Potato-Head! You're surrounded! Sooner or tater, we'll get you!"

Spatulas were not, apparently, the appropriate gift for one's ten year anniversary after all. "Dammit!" he thought as he raced back to the Dollar Store, where he hoped to find

He dreamed he had infected every last one of his students with a mixture of bubonic plague, anthrax and a particularly nasty variety of herpes. For the first time in months, he